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The job of GOD is taken. You cannot dictate how other people should live their lives.

01/06/2026

THE RAT reports the news without fear. What media should do.

Be prepared for another Iraqish forever war. Venezuela produces 100 million barrels of oil a say, 1% of global ourput. Producing another 50 million barrels of oil will require an investment of 10 billion dollars and 10 years. Soo… is this practical?

The President of Venezuela is beiing held with other high provile killers like Luigi somethingorother whou killed UHC CEO. “Boy, this place is picking up! Heyyyy Nicolas, Que te pasa?”

A very dear feid of mine from Venezuela, who worked at Ropollos down town for years, was among the suffering. she gave me a pair of jamas wear these thinking of me. Working on pic.

I am already writing press releases of MLF employees being arested for maJor felonies. noW, how funny is that Alan?

01/05/2026

We are totally outraged that Trump says the coup in Venezuela is First for American interests, and Second for the people of Venezuela.

When there is a fragile peace, try to keep it goind that way, for the benefit of all. Put your peace first.

01/04/2026

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I was reminded today of the fact that when someone in a position of authority over certian sutueations in your life says, “dont” or “do this”, it is not a request. You may not like the person or the demand, but you have to respect the authority and honor the request or you will regret it.

It is amazing how fast and well some people can communicate with each other when there is a lot going on with both of them at the at the moment. A superior office quality.

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Don’t you wish your girlfriend would f… you too.

People love it when you lose, WE LOVE DIRTY LAUNDRY.

01/01/2026

New Years Resolution: Life is not a one way street. If you have a problem, you can adjust your attitude, thinking or actions for you to be in sync with the world. Or you can try to change others or the world, which never works and contunue to be miserable. what will it be? FREE YOUR MIND

12/29/2025

I am NOT scared of the devil. I am f’ing her, so she leaves me alone and I can do what I want. …. Like a lot of women in authority needing ‘that’ feeling and alowing despots to do whatever they want. Shame on you.
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12/25/2025

Merry Christmas Radio Austin listeners from Lisa, Lea and Stephanie, THE RATS

12/22/2025

NECESSARY EVIL discussion.

SLAVERY. Thomas Jefferson whi chis without doubt one of America’s greatest statesman in our history and thin the Jeffersonian Papers, which he wrote from his mansion Monticello, where he owned a few slaves, he discussed the concept of Necesssary Evil. Slaver in America was a necessary evil for America to be the great country that it is. Cotton was produced in the South and for the North to have an industrial revolution.

To begin with, every race has been a slave at some point in histery. Slavery had nothing to do with ‘being black’. the Atlantic ocean is much smaller than the Pacific ocean. ‘If the Pacific had been easier to cross, Americas slaves would have been yellow. We needed people, and the easiest to get. Do you really think that those fat slave traders ran through a jungle, which they knew nothing about capturing black? They didn’s have a chance in hell. African tribes would capture other tribes and sell them to the slave traders when they arrived. If you want to blame someone for Blacks being slaves, blame the size of oceans and your fello blacks who sold you into slaver.

I, Lisa, have been to Mombasa, Kenya Africa. In the early ’80s, Jam boxes were in vogue, Blacks would run around in Africa with their buge jam boxes on their sholder and their other hank on their dick, and say, “I am in my homeland”. African blacks would look at American Blacks, and say, “what the f..ck? Africans are so cool. They understand poor hot beer, no refrigerators and hot women, many not wearing shirts. Picture this,Lisa going crazy!! Whites HATED blacks, for some unknown reason and made them slaves. Nothing could be further from the truth.

.DRUG CRIMES

APD and APD DEU, drug enforcement are very different officers. They were trained in the crimes are of large drug activities with much surveylance to understand exactly what is going on and everything they could find out about everyone involved leading to others involved, hich usually blossomed into a lot of people. Information reigns. Using CIs was much easier, less expensive and safer for them. Rather than all the surveilance and guessing what was going on, “Go ask them”, was a lot easier, safer (for them) and less expensive for officers needed. It was a necessay evil for CIs in this area to be involved in these crimes, and had immunity, in a very controlled way. And if you made a good buy for them taking the rest home was actually ok. That was how you got paidThey never searched them for that, just wires, a necessary evil. Otherwise they wold not know the information nedded. “Just remember you are the only one without a gun.” GEEE thanks. They even pay them now.

DOUBLE AGENT

In WW2, Being a spy went to levels never imagined before. Spying was very dangerous, but needed, and if you like thrills, her you go. Now that lead to doing this for each side. Double agent. A very very dangerous thing to do, but here is the thing. Whenever the music stopped, you had a chair to sit in, if you don’t get killed.

OLDES In Panties..

The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

Talking Points

Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.

If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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