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MLF Community First! Village Village of Lights Dec 13 and 14. 9301 Hog Eye Road. Visit the link above for details. This is MLF’s “It’s all about family”, gift to the residents of our amazing City of Austin. Please feel free to donate or volunteer for this important piece of Austin to do it’s job. And please bring your family and enjoy this with us! Mobile Loaves and Fishes and Radio Austin.
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RAT DROPPINGSWAZ UP ATX
12/19/2024
Deep fakes are really in the news. There is no telling where this AI technology is going to go. We even have an employee that had deep fakes circulated showing her engaged in sexual and illegal activities. Shame on you.
Apparently running SpaceX, Neurolink, The Boring Company (I wonder if it really is?), Twitter (X), Tesla, Solar City, Open AI, Zip2 is not enough for Ellon Musk. He is now being billed as the US co-president.
So, one of our DJs, trying to rake in some advertising money for our parent company which feeds us and other companies, does a deep fake of her and Ellon highs school age, together in a compromising position , him older and her underage sends it to Elon to remind him of that time. Hush Money time Elon. Break me off some of that 200 Billion. Can you imagine? 200 billion is two hundred thousand 200.000 million. 200,000,000,000. That’s what I call zeroing in. Girls just wanna have funds.
Oldies but Goodies
You don’t hire for job skills. You hire for attitude. Job skills can be trained, attitude can’t.
911, police fire or ambulance.? “Help me, I have fallen and can’t reach my beer” “OMG help is coming.”
“Hon, can I borrow your credit card to do some shopping?” Sure when will you be back? ” When I reach your credit limit.
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If you argue with a fool then there are two fools
Only white males signed the Declaration of Independance. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????
The White Male Master Problem
Black males the right to vote: 15th Amendment. Women the right to vote 19th amendment. SERIOUSLY??:?
Black males beat women on that one. Use what you have to get it not give them.
Still the US Constitution did not say only white males can vote.
The Fifteenth Amendment (Amendment XV) to the United States Constitution prohibits the federal government and each state from denying or abridging a citizen’s right to vote “on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.” It was ratified on February 3, 1870,as the third and last of the Reconstruction Amendments.
Aparently did not apply to women. “All men are created equal.” Had nothing to do with women. You know, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Too many blacks and women have fought too f’ing hard to slip backwards on these issues..
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When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.
You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.
My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”
Well. Other than that Mrs. Kenedy, how was the parade?
Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.
In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?
Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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H-E-B Lake Austin will operate a True Texas BBQ restaurant and will include a full bar and indoor and outdoor seating. It will also have a South Flo Pizza restaurant and a coffee shop that will serve house-made breakfast tacos. Curbside and home delivery services will be available.
A FULL BAR???? Now were talkin’. As far as dancing girls, we cant be there all the time.
GREAT GROCERIES and a WHOLE LOT MORE
We just are impressed with these people. This AD has not been approved nor paid for by HEB
I like their Paramount+ advertisement, “The following is a public savings announcement”. So precious
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