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The job of GOD is taken. You cannot dictate how other people should live their lives.
10/07/2025
We don’t like personal stuff on our station, but this seems necessqary. The MLF Receptionist, Jetta, told me when I was in the office a couple of days ago, “I will come in your house whenever I want, and do whatever I want, including fucking in your bed, putting in illegal surveilance cqameras, and killing your dog April, if I want.”This sounds absurd, but if you know here, it is very belivable. And high up promises that this would not happebd again, have not kept their word. WAR I have to at least protect my dog’s live.
It is so unfortunate that we are at war with a MLF employee with definate criminal proclivities. What Jetta cannot control is the media. We will use our connections at KVUE and AAS to print bad press about MLF if this criminal activity does not stop.
10/06/2025
The ongoing adventures of Mrs. T and Lisa C.
Well, here we are in nowhere, out gas, with noone around.
What could be better?
10/05/2025
The ongoing adventures of Mrs. T and Lisa C.
And with that, they drove off into sun set in a MLF go lf cart, never to be seen or heard from again.
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10/02/2025
The ongoing adventures of Mrs. T andLis Lisa C.
“oh,, Those long sloow romantic golf cart rides.
“Wayyyy I heard they went to Vegas.”
In a golf cart? OH My.
Wyyyy we won’t be seeing them for a while,
09/24/2025
We think that our radio station’s dog’s brain is fried. She snaps at invisible thinss all day. We think that it is our neighbor’s house second hand crack smoke drifted this way.
Man, this dude accused me of being cocky the other day. I replied that no woman has ever accused me of being COCKY.
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Why do they call women’s underware panties?
The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.
LISABERT
Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.
… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “
…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”
Talking Points
Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.
If you argue with a fool then there are two fools
Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????
When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.
You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.
My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”
Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.
Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?
Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.
In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?
Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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