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Pretty harsh sentencing today in the US 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to 100 consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life terms. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 100 consecutive life sentences.
02/20/2025
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Upstairs at Unity Hall. Hour two of ‘where are we going to eat lunch today.’
We have already eliminated 35 possible eateries. Maybe we should work on this faster.
I think that Alan agrees with you, but is to weak to speak.
I think that this is Nature’s way of saying that we are not worthy of survival.
02/19/2025
A local public health provider is helping homeless people stay out of the emergency room by connecting them to long-term health care. Central Health, Travis County’s public hospital district, runs its new bridge program out of the organization’s Capital Plaza clinic, located off I-35 near Windsor Park. There, unhoused people can get care for acute issues like wounds, allergies or illness, or be seen for chronic concerns, like breathing issues or mental illnesses. Source: KUT 90.5
02/18/2025
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1:00 PM upstairs in The Living Room. A serious debate is going on with the employees. Someone was writing an article and the the differences between ‘can I’ and ‘may I’ was needed.3:00 the debate rages on. Each member applying their unique skills to the challenge.
“Well it is time to go home. At least we had something to do and the time passed quickly.”
02/12/2025
Are you serious? Trump signs executive order targeting paper straws, because they ‘explode’. Government agencies can no longer but them, thy have to be plastic. Source AAS 02/12/2025 A2. 02/10/2025Failure is a feeling a long time before it becomes actual reality.
02/06/2025
ROYALTIES EXPLAINED: When you broadcast copyrighted material or tracks. You have to pay royalties to the artist. They are cleaning up, but cant do it without them. It is based on Total Listening Hours (TLH), which is the total number of listeners times the time they listened. It goes in one huge pot and the Music Guild figures out who gets what thank goodness. We currently pay about 80 dollars a month. Big radio stations pay in the tens of thousands, or the FCC will cut your cord.
Oldies but Goodies
the person you need to worry about not trusting the most is yourself.
The “Going through a Door” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody. This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.
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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.
… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “
…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”
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If you argue with a fool then there are two fools
Only white males signed the Declaration of Independance. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????
The White Male Master Problem
Apparently did not apply to women. “All men are created equal.” Had nothing to do with women. You know, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Too many blacks and women have fought too f’ing hard to slip backwards on these issues..
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When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.
You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.
My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”
Well. Other than that Mrs. Kenedy, how was the parade?
Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.
In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?
Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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H-E-B Lake Austin will operate a True Texas BBQ restaurant and will include a full bar and indoor and outdoor seating. It will also have a South Flo Pizza restaurant and a coffee shop that will serve house-made breakfast tacos. Curbside and home delivery services will be available.
A FULL BAR???? Now were talkin’. As far as dancing girls, we cant be there all the time.
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