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The job of GOD is taken. You cannot dictate how other people should live their lives.

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WAZ UP ATX
Get your coffee, go to your desk and check out the morning RAT

.An old radio phrase, “DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL”

Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to 100 consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life terms. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 100 consecutive life sentences.

We are collecting our Austin / Travis County homeless reporting into one place. It is in the menu, “Austin Homeless”.

03/24/2025

03/17/2025

The tru(er) story of Mobile Loaves and Fishes.
Spoiler: Hue Heffner of a 550 bedroom five million dollar mansion which is growing.
Ahh hum.. Be nice to Lisa time.

03/17/2025

I have started living my real lbife like I do on my Faficebook life. When I meet someone I show them pictures of my dog and family. Tell them about where I ate last night and where I think that I will go on vacation.

So far I have four followers. Two police officers, a social worker and a case manager.

Lisa on Facebook

03/12/2025

Weight loss idea. Rather than having your stomach clamped or other means, wear a small back brace under your clothing which will keep your stomach from expanding and you will eat a lot less and still be full. More sex is an idea, just not sure if it is the best idea <*^*>

To be considered “middle class” in Austin, you need to earn $60,000 to $160,000 a year. Median income – 91,000. High School Graduate – 91%. Bachelors or above 58%. Austin is a tech heavy city. Poverty level 12% earning less than $16,000 per year. White 48% LatinX 33% Black 7% (really), Asian 8%. Source: Fox 7 News, data.austintexas.gov, US Census Bureau.

LISABERT

Upstairs in Unity Hall. Hour two of where are we going to eat lunch today.’

We have already eliminated 35 possible eateries. Maybe we should work on this faster.

I think that Alan agrees with you, but is to weak to speak.

I think that this is Nature’s way of saying that we are not of survival.

02/18/2025

LISABERT

1:00 PM upstairs in The Living Room. A serious debate is going on with the employees. Someone was writing an article and the the differences between ‘can I’ and ‘may I’ was needed.

3:00 the debate rages on. Each member applying their unique skills to the challenge.

“Well it is time to go home. At least we had something to do and the time passed quickly.”

Oldies but Goodies

The “Going through a Door” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody. This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

LISABERT

Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

Talking Points

If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

The White Male Master Problem

Apparently did not apply to women. “All men are created equal.” Had nothing to do with women. You know, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Too many blacks and women have fought too f’ing hard to slip backwards on these issues..

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When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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