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01/24/2026

Mayor Kirk Watson and Travis County judge Andy Brown have inittiated a pre-emptive disaster declaration ahead of the upcoming winter storm, a storm those at higher lattitudes wouldn’t bat an eye at. This will allow us to better mobilize emergency resoursed, says Watson. Of interest is that the media coverages that we studied, the City Manager’s role was not covered. If you remember, the handling of a winter strorm cost the last City Manager his job. We maintain that there had to be other things as well, and this being the way to finally get rid of him.

Believe it or not, Capital Metro will suspend Austin’s transit system at 4 PM today, Saturday. As the strom progresses, Capital Metro will make the decision an ongoing process wrecking the transit’s service in Austin. The AAS warns you about the four P’s: people, pets, plants and pipes. Pus.. didn’t make it on the top P’s list this time. Well, at least that won’t freeze (whew!). Source – Austin American Statesman (AAS) Juliana Russ, 01/24/2026 P1.; Lisa Cox, Radio Austin Station Lead.

01/23/2026

Ever been fishin’? It takes bait to catch a fish.

01/22/2026

Who is running the show? Is it the People of the US of A, or the Government of the US of A? Take the situation in Minneapolis. Is the government being made to allign with The People, or The People being made to alling wio The Gpvernment? Is this democracy in action? Is the US now a police state? Is the Emporor of the US using the best military in the world to achieve any and all of his pet desires? We think that this is not the proper future direction of America to be taking.

01/21/2026

Since Trump’s takeover of Venezuela, Trump is by far the largest cocaine dealer in the world.

There are now 22,000 ICE officers with a sign-on bonus of 50,000 dollars.

It is now very clear that Trump is not president to serve his country. He is president for his country to serve him. He has pocketed 1.4 billion dollars since taking office a year ago. This includes 23 million for using his name on builings and in relationships with companies; 28 million from Amazon for a documentary about Nelania Trump; 90.5 million in settlements from X, ABCNews, Meta, YouTube and Paramount; Qatar gave him a luxury jet worth 400 million. Source: New York Times headlines 01/21/2026.

01/19/2026

FYI the work ‘attack’ is 12 points in scrabble.

We are now politacly in Rod Serling’s ‘Twilight Zone’. Trump told Denmarks ruler that one of the reason that he is going to take Greenland is that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize. Source: New York Times. 01/18/2026

From CF!V neighbor: etemology: ‘politics’. ‘poly’ many; ‘ticks’ blood sucking animals.

01/18/2026

Why if the f… do we need to spend billions to go back to the moon. Haven’t we been there beFore? My understanding is that it is pretty desolate and hard to find a cold beer.

And why in the M… F…. H.. do we need to spend trillions probably to go to Mars? It’s even worse, and a very long way away. How about spending that on reducing health care sosts, free child care, free communiy college tuition, and better food stamp bennifets? But of course we will have to eliminate these MAGA Morrons who won’t vaccinate their kids and shoot each other.!

01/17/2026

Sunrise Navigation Center, Austin’s largest homeless services Provider update.

The Sunrise Homeless Navigation Center has not yet relocated and is still operating at its current location of 4430 Menchaca Rd, Austin, TX 78745. The City of Austin has purchased a new property at 2401 S. Interstate 35 Frontage Road to serve as a new, larger city-owned navigation center, but it is not yet operational and may not be exclusively run by Sunrise.

The new facility at 2401 S. Interstate 35 Frontage Road is intended to replace and expand on the current functions of the Sunrise center and accommodate more people indoors, addressing previous space concerns. The current lease for the I-35 property expires in March 2026, after which development and the selection of an operator will begin.

Remember Linda Ronstadt? She is a famousd US singer and song writer. But did you know that she is from Mexico and was famous there first?

01/16/2026

Words on the Statue of Liberty: “Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, / The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. / Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, / I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

01/14/2026

01/13/2026

THE RISE OF THE DEMOCRATS. The MAGA (your explicative), are decreasing their numbers giving us Democrars greater numbers qnd power. The are killing their own children by not vaccinating them, and shooting each other with looser gun laws.

And it keeps getting better. They home school their kids when they themselves don’t even have a highschool diploma or send them to Christian schools who only defraud the government out of money, money that real schools need and defraud their kids out of an education..

Heaven and hell are still your choice of places to live. Make a list of each in your own lives.

01/11/2026

Radio Austin trying to stay focused on Austin, despite unprecedented national news. The Austin City Council elected Councel ember district 4 Chico Avela to the position of Mayor Pro Tem. This is a position that rotates among council members, unoficcialy. The Austin Mayor Pro Tem is similar to being Vice President or lt. Govenor. Whem the mayor is busy doing other things, they step in for the mayor to officiate You know, “I am preocupied now. Whithout stating with whom.” He is hispanic, and the first male to attain this position 10 years, and will ad more Hispanic flavor to Austin.

And speaking of Hispanic, A former pharmacology professor at UT donated 100 million to the UT school of Pharmacoly, for Hispanic scholarships. It was rejected by UT for being DEI. As author of two published books on Civil Rights, Trunp is taking Civil Rights back 40 years.

01/09/2026

Wel.. How does that BLACK and WOMAN look now you , “Oh, hell no, has to be WHITE and MALE”, dumb asses?

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The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.

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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

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Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.

If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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