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07/20/2026

Austin is in a one week ‘boil water’, notice. The heavy rains bring polutants, pet waste, and other things into the water system and is hard to totally filter our.

Independant audits showed nearly all non-profits with contracts with the city missed target goals. In one instance, they had a contract to provide services for 907 clients but only served 573, 73 mental health patients showed improvements with a goal of 362. The article did not mention non-profits by name. The new budget proposed by City Manager Broaednax cuts pay to non-profits by 5 million. It was also noticed that Broadnax charged $19 dollar salads for his lunch every day since becoming City Manager. “I need to eat health foods, but will pay back the salads charges” on his city credit card. – Source AAS 07/20/2026 B1 Chaya Tong.

After one week of flooding expect Austin summer heat to return to it’s regularly scheduled programming.

Smokable THC products will be banned in Texas July 31. Stock up now!

07/19/2026

Congress is considering making Daylight Saving Time permanent. It already passed the House by a big margin.: If it passes the Senate and is signed by President Trump, The latest sunrise in austin in the Winter would be 8:30, and sunset 6:30.

Gov Abbots campaign paid 25,000 to Trunks and Humps co. to rent an elephant to parade around the George Brown Convention Center, but failed to notify them of this happening. It happened anyway. Your donations well spent?

07/17/2026

We had an issue at our station that required the assistance of the Austin Fire Department. Decker at Decker. Boy, do they ever have a cute fire starter. Well, thank you, now about the smoke. Not what you think.

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Thingies to ponder.

The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.

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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.

If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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There is no non profit organization in YOUR city, Austin, that does more for the homeless and helpless population. Litterly adding decades to peoples lives (Source ECHO 2024 report).

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