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02/02/2026

Median income of City of Austin employee 95.5K per year with a handful making 120K or more. Two Austin Energy employees and two cops were among them.

Five year old Liam and his father returned home to Minneapolis from Dillis Detention Center in Texas last night. They were ordered released by a San Antonio judge because the arrest warrant was issued by ICE and not a judge. The Constitution dosen’t allow an aresting agency to issue it’s own warrant.

01/31/2026

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I studied an indepth article by Newsweek writer Carlo Versano, Director, Politics & Culture. He studied the WTO protest and resistence in 1999 in Seattle washington, and why it succeeded and the protests going on in Mineapolis aren’t. He then interviewed the Director and Editor of the YouTube clip, which showed media responses to the 1999 Seattle protests.

Why is this important? And it is very important. If we, Austin Texas do not want ICE Agents in Austin this is how to prevent it. There were nation wide anti ICE protests yesterday, including one that started at UT then from the capital down congress. This is meaningful on a national level, but not focused on preventing ICE Nazis in Austin. First the clips then I will wrap it up as to how we can prevent ICE in Austin Texas.

If you wish to study this isue, the clip is on YouTube WTO/1999. The link below that is his article in Newsweek, followed by his interviews:

1999 Protest

At the Seattle protest / civil dissobediance response is that it was WELL ORGANIZED AND PLANNED PREVIOUS TO THE CONFERENCE, and it worked. We in Austin, need some great organizer to organize a well planned and large responce to an ICE situation in Austin. This well publicised event, including the civil dissobediance being planned, as a DETERENT to an ICE situation. It is planning before it happens, not afterwards, which woulf be a total chaos with prople wanting to be on YouTube or other social media, with the powers that be branding them as terrorists or the like. If a reader of this article is such a planner, I can be reached at lisa@radioaustintexas.com. We are writing articles like this for our media connections and City Counsel Members. I encourage you to at least reach out to you city counsel member. WE do not want ICE Here. We have to have a well planned and large response to act as a deterrent, and plan if it does happen. To do: Hello Alan?

Reminder, we are a little blue dot in a big red state, putting at the bulls-eye of a big red political dart board.

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01/24/2026

Mayor Kirk Watson and Travis County judge Andy Brown have inittiated a pre-emptive disaster declaration ahead of the upcoming winter storm, a storm those at higher lattitudes wouldn’t bat an eye at. This will allow us to better mobilize emergency resoursed, says Watson. Of interest is that the media coverages that we studied, the City Manager’s role was not covered. If you remember, the handling of a winter strorm cost the last City Manager his job. We maintain that there had to be other things as well, and this being the way to finally get rid of him.>

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The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.

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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

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Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.

If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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