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08/20/2026
The official Austin Pride Festival and Parade takes place on Saturday, August 22. The main daytime festival is held at Festa Gardens, 2101 Jesse Segovia St. from 11:00 AM- 10:00 PM. Followed by the massive nighttime parade starting at 8:00 at the State Capitol and heads down Congress.
Key Events: Austin Pride Festival. Fiesta Gardens. 11:00 AM – 10:00 PM; Austin Pride Parade. 8:00; Expect packed after-parties. Mainly in the Warehouse District, but spreading down E. 5th, Rainey, E. 6th E. of 35.
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The iconic West Sixth Street, Katz’s Never Kloses, after a decade of regrouping shall return.Barry and Lisa Katz have started construction at 618 W. Sixth St., with plans to reopen late Spring 2027.
08/19/2026
Traffic is worse during the school year. School is in session. Delay during morning rush hour is about 58% longer than if the roads were not congested. A 10 minute trip will take 16 minutes. It is ‘just’ 24% when schools are out. AAS Top Stories.
ABC sues the F.C.C. Trump appointed Brendan Carr to be head of the F.C.C. Next, Mr. Carr is mad at a political joke on the Jimmy Fallon Late Show. Now Carr is making rules to not renew ABC licenses, partly because of their equality and diversity practices. This is a government control of the media, and we and other broadcasters are all enraged that we have to fight to report what is going on without government censorship.
Frank Beard, ironically the only one without a beard in the ZZ Top trio, and drummer dies at 77. ZZ Top formed in 69. Billy Gibbons is still vocalist-guitarist. Long time bassist Dusty Hill died in ’21 and their long time instrument tecnician, Elwood Francis now does the bass.
Hell is God’s way of saying, “Love me or I will set you on fire”. That’s not love! That’s a hostage situation!
08/18/2026
Austin Mayor Pro Tem Paige Ellis petitions to run for third term. Under Austin’s current 10-district council system, terms are limited to two. However they may petition to be placed on the ballot with signatures of 5% of their electorate, which she has turned in. She needed 3,044 and ha 3,409. She represents District 8 in the city’s SW quadrant. Mayor Pro Tem can funtion in the capaciity of Mayor when more than one thing is going on. AAS Top Stories.
Gigafactory, a production site for the world’s most valuable car maker, sits in the Del Valle School District. It employs over 16,500 people, which will be closer to 20,000 when new production lines are completed. It builds EVs, the batteries that run them, has a robotics division as well as a self-diving technology line. New lines will be Terafab to build the chips it needs and a humanoid robots known as Optimus line. It produces the Model Y, the world’s best selling car, Cybertruck and ramping up production on Cybercab. Source: AAS Top Stories
In 2026 grades, AISD improved its overall score from C to B. A-rated schools went from 22 to 28. F-rates schools decreased from 23 to 20. (What the f..?). Burnett and Webb haven’t scored over an F since 2018. AISD risks a state takeover because of this. AAS A1.
08/17/2026
Happy Monday ATX! We are somewhere between the OOOHH and the AAHH and the CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG HA HA.
Moving right along. In need of car repairs. Here is an idea from yesterday’s AAS. There are mobile mechanics who can get the job done cheaper at least. There is an AutoZone parking lot on E. Riverside Dr. with mobile mechanics set up in the parking lot with all the gear and a parts shop right There. Pull in and check it out. Could save you a lot of money. 2237 E. Riverside.
It may be bloody but not bloody enough in that bed. Accidents create blood donation needs. To donate: 4300 N Lamar, 3100 Slaughter Lane, 2132 S Mays in RR, and 2151 N Bell Blvd. in Cedar Park. weareblood.org. Did you know that Slaughter Lane was so named because it led to a pig slaughter house when Austin was young?
Austin’s Best All in one night. August 26. statesman.com/bestofatx. Awards. Food. Drinks. Music. Pretty much all you need. Getting a date is still your prob lem. WELL Austin is full of great ones.
God know that everyone cannot be saved. She also knows that creating something and controlling it is a completely different thing.
Earlier this month, Google officially opened its new Sail Tower offices and a nonprofit community hub for local organizqations to reserve and receive Google sponsored tainng. The largest workfoce Google has is now or soon to be in that building and the one across the street. The sail is for cosmetics and blocking the evening sun.
08/16/2026
There is no state law concerning picking up your pet waste, but in Austin it can be a class C misdeamenor with a fine up to $500.
Self driving simi’s will soon be rolling through Austin on I-35. The route is from Ft. Worth to Laredo and passes through Austin and San Antonio. The company building them s Aurora.
KXAN news at 8:00 reports that 20% of students/families signed up for the state’s Private Voucher program have canceled it. Citing reasons like lack of transportation and limited seating. Don’t know about AISD./h4>
Thingies to ponder.
The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.
Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.
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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.
… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “
…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”
Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.
If you argue with a fool then there are two fools
Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????
When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.
You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.
My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”
Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.
Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?
Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.
In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?
Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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