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What kind of RAT are you?
YOU NEED TO KNOW !!
The job of GOD is taken. You cannot dictate how other people should live their lives.
RAT DROPPINGS of the Day
RAT DROPPINGS “WAZ UP ATX”
07/26/2024
Since Texas Constuction Exam Prep is a division of ours, we were exploring starting a construction company. So we investigated construction companies. It appears that most of what they do is dig holes, So:
Lisa’s Construction
“It’s all about a hole right?”
07/25/2024
When someone speaks of one’s reputation, are they referring to the object of the criticism or the reputation of those doing the criticizing? In other words, what people say reflects more on them than othere.
07/19/2024
We have a new page: CF!V Reporting.This is reporting on events at MLF Community First! Village.
07/16/2024
Take the bricks that assholes throw at you and build a monument to love.
07/15/2024
The age old adage, “Birds of a feather flock together.”
In the LIVING ROOM:
“He left the pay raise spreadsheet in the copy machine!”… All together now, “LET ME SEE THAT!”
07/11/2024
The crack heads around here steal everything that is not nailed down. Then, after they get a hit, are strong enough to steal the things that are nailed down.
If you were friends with yourself, would you like yourself? CHALLENGE: Look at yourself in the mirror for 15 seconds while smiling and feeling good about yourself.
07/08/2024
THIS IS THE WAY THINGS ARE AROUND HERE. Is one sorry ass excuse for not having the morality and courage to strive for something better.
07/04/2023
THIS JUST IN ? Under consideration.
Radio Austin reporters running around CF!V reporting on volunteer events at MLF wearing NOTHING but a dress. Making reporting fun for all.
Starting a new page here detailing our reporting here. MLF Reporting for whatever historical or hysterical purpose it may serve.
06/24/2024
The human body was designed so that we cannot pat our own back or kick our own ass or other things which requires others participation..
Talking Points
When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.
You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.
My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard.”
Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.
Well. Other than that Mrs. Kenedy, how was the parade?
Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land.
In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?
Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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“Hobbies Wheel Chair Racing and Going to the moon, where the grass is always green.”
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Please consider donating or volunteering for this successful Austin Non-profit.
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H-E-B Lake Austin will operate a True Texas BBQ restaurant and will include a full bar and indoor and outdoor seating. It will also have a South Flo Pizza restaurant and a coffee shop that will serve house-made breakfast tacos. Curbside and home delivery services will be available.
A FULL BAR???? Now were talkin’. As far as dancing girls, we cant be there all the time.
GREAT GROCERIES and a WHOLE LOT MORE
We just are impressed with these people. This AD has not been approved nor paid for by HEB
I like their Paramount+ advertisement, “The following is a public savings announcement”. So precious
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