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Mobile Loaves and Fishes
There is no non-profit that does more to improve our great city of Austin than Mobile Loaves and Fishes by providing the critical service of housing the homeless and giving them meaningful lives.
Community First! Village Reporting
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MLF Community First! Village Village of Lights
MLF Community First! Village Village of Lights Dec 13 and 14. 9301 Hog Eye Road. Visit the link above for details. This is MLF’s “It’s all about family”, gift to the residents of our amazing City of Austin. Please feel free to donate or volunteer for this important piece of Austin to do it’s job. And please bring your family and enjoy this with us!
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Lisa, Station Lead, blue coat; Santa; Chris Cargill, far right.
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11/08/2024
Merry Christmas from Lisa and Asyrla
I do know what you are talking about Moses. The HOLY of holies. Would you introduce me to her please?
The military has a phrase appropriate to many issues in life. BOHICA Bend over here it comes again.
Sometimes it’s you don’t need accounting skills, you need photoshop skills, or better yet both. Creative Accounting Specialist.
11/05/2024
If you hoot with the owls you still have to scream with the eagles in the morning.
HEB opens it’s long awaited mega store.
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In a pod cast Alan tells about when he was in Houston, well you know juvenile delinquent, and buddies liked to borrow cars and take them to a field and bash them up until they would run nor more, it was a lot of fun. I had two tickets to Led Zeppelin, wow. I looked out the window and there were four Houston Police Department cruisers. Look, I have two tickets to Led Zeppelin, can you come back tomorrow?
11/30/2024
Our ‘lost his mind’ Attorney General Ken Paxton is suing Austin’s largest provider of homeless services Sunrise Community Church, trying to force it to close. Paxton alleges it is a ‘magnet’ for drug and criminal activity and poses a drastic threat to the surrounding neighborhood, including an elementary school. (AAS 11/30/2024 p.1 Skye Seipp). What next Paxton, Community First! Village?
Austin now has it’s it’s own university, The University of Austin, UATX, located in the historic Scarborough building downtown
The WNBA is trying to expand from 12 teams to 16 teams with Austin trying to get one.
A lesson from Will Smith. Will was born in a very poor family. His father had a grocery store and the brick wall in front of the store was failing down. His father told Will and his brother to rebuild the wall. Without knowing anything about masonry or building brick walls they rebuilt it. His father then told Will and his brothers “I want you to never forget this, You don’t have to know how to do something to do it.” Look where that lesson took Will. To fame.”
“If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen.”, Harry Truman.”
Oldies but Goodies
911, police fire or ambulance.? “Help me, I have fallen and can’t reach my beer” “OMG help is coming.”
If woman ran the world rather than men, there would be no more wars. With women it is work it out not fight it out.
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Talking Points
If you argue with a fool then there are two fools
Only white males signed the Declaration of Independance. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????
The White Male Master Problem
Black males the right to vote: 15th Amendment. Women the right to vote 19th amendment. SERIOUSLY??:?
Black males beat women on that one. Use what you have to get it not give them.
Still the US Constitution did not say only white males can vote.
The Fifteenth Amendment (Amendment XV) to the United States Constitution prohibits the federal government and each state from denying or abridging a citizen’s right to vote “on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.” It was ratified on February 3, 1870,as the third and last of the Reconstruction Amendments.
Aparently did not apply to women. “All men are created equal.” Had nothing to do with women. You know, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Too many blacks and women have fought too f’ing hard to slip backwards on these issues..
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When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.
You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.
My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”
Well. Other than that Mrs. Kenedy, how was the parade?
Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.
In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?
Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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H-E-B Lake Austin will operate a True Texas BBQ restaurant and will include a full bar and indoor and outdoor seating. It will also have a South Flo Pizza restaurant and a coffee shop that will serve house-made breakfast tacos. Curbside and home delivery services will be available.
A FULL BAR???? Now were talkin’. As far as dancing girls, we cant be there all the time.
GREAT GROCERIES and a WHOLE LOT MORE
We just are impressed with these people. This AD has not been approved nor paid for by HEB
I like their Paramount+ advertisement, “The following is a public savings announcement”. So precious
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