Austin City Limits Music Festival is an annual music festival that takes place in Zilker Park in Austin, Texas on two consecutive three-day weekends and is inspired by the KLRU/PBS music series. Oct. 4-6 & 11-13

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This is an example of what we have to deal with. The FCC has many rules. One is that you cannot play two songs from the same album in the same hour. We get this error message:

Recurring Event scheduling failed
“An error occurred while scheduling Event Lea ID: There are more than 2 consecutive songs from album The Razors Edge.:” We then have to lie to it about the track for it to play it.

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Someone made me mad the other day and I told them, “Get out of here or I WILL SLAP THE BLACK OFF OF YOU.” I could tell that they were thinking about it. “Well. I have been black all my life and definitely don’t want to be white”. “SO”. “Ok. I am leaving.”

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Only white males signed the Declaration of Independance. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

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Black males the right to vote: 15th Amendment. Women the right to vote 19th amendment. SERIOUSLY??:?

Black males beat women on that one. Use what you have to get it not give them.

Still the US Constitution did not say only white males can vote.

The Fifteenth Amendment (Amendment XV) to the United States Constitution prohibits the federal government and each state from denying or abridging a citizen’s right to vote “on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.” It was ratified on February 3, 1870,as the third and last of the Reconstruction Amendments.

Aparently did not apply to women. “All men are created equal.” Had nothing to do with women. You know, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Too many blacks and women have fought too fucking hard to let this opportunity slip away.

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When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard.”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kenedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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