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The job of GOD is taken. You cannot dictate how other people should live their lives.

11/10/2026

If you could give yourself oral sex like some OTHER animals could but don’t would You? God got that one right.

11/09/2026

Their dad was very cruel to them, “I see it in you”, then the Jackson Five, and Michael. All I need is a stage and a spotlight. It don’t get better than that for a producer. Trivia, name the five members of the Jackson Five.

Things got explosive at a South Austin shooting range Oct 25. Noone was injured miraculously. The ranges , 25 and 100 yards have been reopened according to AAS reporting today. Security videos show a person shooting downrange with a Defense MK18 rifle with a surpressor, prior to the explosion, however the Fire Marshall was not able to determine the cause of the explosion. ( … maybe live ammo everywhere?)

Hot Chick: That rear end of yours requires specially designed asbestos gloves by NASA to even touch it.

11/07/2026

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Houston’s Mayor tells cops to not call ICE. See what Govenor Gina has done for us already?? I am sure it is a big sigh of relief for soooo many. Thank you Trump, TEXAS now has a FEMALE MEXICAN DEMOCRAT Governor, Definately one for the history books, as well as Democrat Senator, Attorney GeneraL, Lt. Governor and Comptroller. Ooooh. Ooooh. The pain of being on a sinking ship.

This is what we sat on the floor and watched on TV in the 60’s Do you remember Buckwheat on The Little Rascals?

Trumps 250 tall arch in front of Arlington Cemetary, impeding traffic and casting a shadow over John F. Kennedy’s grave, was approved by a Trump friendly panel then immediately blocked by a Federal Judge, who said that Congress had to approve it. Trump actually told them, “it is to protect DC from drone attacts”, thinking that that would do it, befoer the Democrat Congress takes over. It contains no military or electronic equipment. This dude has lost it.

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Thingies to ponder.

Hell is God’s way of saying, “Love me or I will set you on fire”. That’s not love! That’s a hostage situation!

The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.

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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.

If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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