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09/15/2026

A record number of college professors are leaving the state. Surprised? 70% of professors polled stated they are advising graduate students and faculty to take a job in another state. Reasons cited were the political climate: academic freedom, DEI issues, and how race and gender are taught. AAS. Let ME summarize it. White Power.

It seems that our little neighbor Manor is booming. Foxgate Capital and Cole Klein builders formed Eastwood Ventures LLC. The plan is for 1,300 residential lots and 97 acres of commercial and retail development. In 2020 Manor had 13,674 residents. In 2025, 23,070. Austin Metro ranks 7 of the largest metro areas with new home starts. 3,382 new-home building permits and 1,352 new homes sold in January and February. I am sure homes are more affordable in Manor, and a half hour drive to downtown. Maybe even including parking. AAS

Macklemore backlash. As we previously reported, the rap star Macklemore canceled (or got cancelled), his last 8 North American concert because of an issue with New England Patriots owner said that he could not play in Gillette Stadium and encouraged other stadium owners to do the same over his pro-Palestinian remarks. Interviewed on CBS Evening News tonight, the owner claims that the promoter canceled the concerts, not him. All artists in the Ed Sheeran concert tour have cancelled their performances because of this, claiming one’s support or lack of support over a political issue should not affect concerts.

Appology accepted. After the UT game, Arch Manning, the quarterback of UT, was rude to the ESPN reporter during a standard game walkoff interiew. He appologized (I am sure he did), ESPN reports appology accepted. CBS Evening News

09/14/2026

Austin band Black Heart Saints. The band’s lead, Mark Sean has been an Austinite for over a decade. He is an artist, musician and software developer. He developed an RPG game called ‘Biblical Grounds’. In it, our beloved (not), Attorney General Ken Paxton goes through a divorce with his wife, Angela Paxton, who is a State Representative; strives to get elected to the Senate, and fight off lawsuits. Mark says he saw such an artistic opportunity in the ‘most polittically corrupt politician’, ever. In the game, Ken battles his soon to be divorced wife, Angela, battles political opponents James Talarico and Ted Brown, the hemp industry, reporters, and process servers. (Mark, I think you hit the mark) Source: Austin Chronicle

Black Heart Saints formed in 2014. Mayor Steve Adler proclaimed April 12, 2018 to be “Black Heart Saints Day”. They have repeatedly scored in the teens on music billboard charts. In 2021 Rolling Stones said, “an artist you need to know.

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09/13/2026

The dog Major, now Austin’s hot button: Major was hit by a pickup truck. This lady tried to assist the dog when his owner wasn’t present, and got what anyone SHOULD expect. The dog trying to defend it’s self, after being injured. We all feel like Major sometimes, injured and trying to defend ourselfes.

UT won 24 – 23. One hell of a game. Entering the fourth quarter, 23 – 3, against No 1. Ohio State. I think the insurance companies are having a contest as to who can produce the stupidest advertisements.

Jerry Jones, as in Cowboy Jones, made his first fortune in oil and gas in Arkansas and Oklahoma. He co-founded Legends Hospitality and a major shareholder in Comstock. Then he bought the Dallas Cowboys for $150 million. What an investment. Can you believe it? Net worth $23.5 billion according to Forbes.

Jimmy Kimmel intervews James Talarico, from Round Rock Texas. To me, strong Christian message. (What? in politics?). Runnng against Paxton, the no charisma king, Multiple lawsuits, wife divorced him on ‘biblical grounds’, etc. Kimmel interviewed Trump 2.0 twice on air. FCC won’t let him do this ‘on air’, so they posted it on YouTube. It has more views than Trump’s DNC speach. BasicaLLY, can’t claim to have a relationship with Christ and treat others like shit. Ever heard, “Do unto others ….”?

Uhhh. LBJ ‘Early College’, asst. Band Director, Rodney Childers, now suspended sending hundreds of cash app payments to boys. You get the idea …AAS

09/12/2026

Rock you way to … weight loss? Walking briskly and head banging to Metallica both burn about 6 calories a minute. Them neck muscles work. So, walking briskly for 3 hours or head banging for three hours both consume the colories of a small piece of cake. Darnit.

Major again. Shane Lilly fought this all the way to the Texas Supreme Court. A federal judge issued a reprieve pending a hearing Thursday afternoon. 10,000 Austin-ites have signed a petiton to free him. EVEN Willie Nelson weighed in on this at the request of his daughter, “will have a lasting effect on your relationship with the people of Austin”. The case stems from a 2025 bite case. Is this keepin’ it Weird enough Austin? AAS

This gets more interesting. Shane paid $3,000 for Major and $12,000 for him to be trained. He would be good protection for him, alert people when he was having a seizure, and could even open doors for him.He also paid $100 to have him registered as a service animal. Fort Worth Animal Case attorney Don Feare stated that in injury cases, a service animal is treated like any other animal. But this is not what is required to board a plane with one! You have to have a letter from a MD, psychologist or other professional saying it is required.

Six Nigerians, of the organization, Black Axe, who defrauded American women in romance schemes of over $6 million will be extradited to the US from South Africa. Really, you need it that bad? From news wires.

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Hell is God’s way of saying, “Love me or I will set you on fire”. That’s not love! That’s a hostage situation!

The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.

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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.

If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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