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Never accept unsolicited advice, or even consider it. It will always be in their own selfish need or desire, eventhough it is styled by, “This will be in your own best interest”. If you need advice ask for it, but don’t be trapped by another person’s self interest. People really need to mind their own business.

Speaking of minding one’s own business. I was raised on the firm belief to stay out of other people’s business. There are many types of relationships, romantic and business come to mind. There is now way that you know enough about the situation to offer advice which would benefit them. The above statement not with standing. Definately stay out of other’s business when they fall within the romantic arena. It always goes bad for you because the problem you caused will be blamed on you, not the intended person, their partner. It could even lead to them doing something stupid that they dont want to do, just to say, “see, i’m not perfect eirher, so don’t worry about it”, inspiring and impresssive woman. (Snuck that one in, huh?) They went after me too. They were determined, and I do know most of the details, many in your favor.

I read Tarot Cards and read palms for over 15 years downtown Austin, on both 6th Street and 4th and Colorado, and make decent money. I am good at it. Comes natural thing.. I have talents and abilities in the psychic area greater than most. The most often asked question was along the lines of, “When will I find love or when will I be loved. The answer is simple, “QUIT TRYING”. You can’t go to a bar or somewhare and find the love of your life. Anything you find will be short lived. Love is something magical, it just falls out of the sky seemingly. Like getting pregnant, quit trying and it will happen. And if you think about what just happened here, it usually makes no sense. “I wouldn’t stand a chance in hell.” And eventhough it may not work, don’t out think yourself and screw up something that could be wonderful for you and another. You both will probably still enjoy it if you can keep other people out of it. There is definately something a lot bigger and smarter than you. And when you let it take control, it definately does a beter job than you and your narsacistic “I know everything”.

Well, what does your admirer do. That’s assuming he really does admire you rather than just wanting something? Does he have a job? And what is that little white thing he just handed him? And why is he wearing a litle black backpack?.

So, what does your admirer do? “Well let’s see, first I can tell he does, and as far as job goes, YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT, and … And I am woman enough to do it, glancing at her up and down.” (stepped out on that limb, huh). Pronouns used carefully and intentionally.

Life is like double entry accounting in the sense to get something, you have to give up something. The universe demands a certain ballance. Going after a big goal, no pun intended, is going to take work and sacrificaes, to even be in the playing field.

I was attending a three month training conference once, and on my graduation day, a cute warm seeming great woman came and gave me a present in the line of people congradulaing our class. “I really like you, but I didn’t let you know it And now it is too late.” I somehow missed the signals. Direct communications used carefully, be them scary work best. Those were the saddest words I have ever heard spoken.

06/09/2026

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Saudia Arabia vs. Puerto Rico tonight Q2 stadium.

We were watching an interview with Tim Ream, on Team USA, Pro Soccer, for the upcoming World Cup, “If you take care of yourself and do the right thing, you will be able to ask what coaches are asking of you”. This is true on so manny fronts.

Chicago Bulls moving to Hammond India, 23 miles away. Big Bulls fans backlash.

It don’t rain when YOU WANT IT TO!. In the words of Eddie Murphy, “Welcome to the real world mother f’er.

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It is an axiom, or truisn, that it “ALL STARTS WITH YOU”.

If you want others to be more loving and tolerandt, it starts with you. If you want there to be less crime in the world, once again, it all starts with you. Then, not only statistically will it be true, but it will be true for YOU, which can be described colloquially as Karma.

The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.

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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.

If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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