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09/09/2026

AAS repots today that Texas leads other states in utility scale energy needs growth. Solar and wind power is increasing and coal powered is declining, great news to eviromentally conscious groups.

Hunter Bided is using his political damage to make money. People have been buying souvenirs from their villans for as long as there have been villans. He created some products commemorating the legal affair that Republicans tried to pin on him, to hurt democrats. AAS reports that they are selling preety good.

Austin is saying good bye to Major. Major is a dog in the Austin Humane Society system and has been there 525 days awaiting his owner. Now, the AAS reports is time to say goodbye. It took a judge to get the process going. Prolonged captivity in a cage is not good for any animal. All together now readers, wave goodbye to Major. “Major we love you. Bye now”.

Open AI has announced that it’s newest software has solved one of mathmeticians unsolvable problems. Is is called the Navier-Stokes problem, a series of equations used to predict the weather, but not actually of any practical value. You have to include all minutest of minute possibilities such as water could possibly explode under unknown circumstances. It only took 88 hours for it to do it. Why are we reporting this? Austin is strongly opposed to datacenters for a couple of reasons which are over blown. Datacenters create jobs and a lot of tax revenue. And they are also propelling us into the future.

The Driskill Hotel downtown has completed it’s renevations. Opened in 1930, the renovaton keeps the old Austin feel while making more seats avalable (more money). Might want to check it out when around there. AAS

The Sex Pistols will be playing at Emo’s Sept. 12. Austin rock band Die Spitz, currently on world tour, will be at Far Out Bar on the 11th. A very affodeble way to spend the afternoon and evening. We think this band will make it big.

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I was watching Bastrop’s mayor being interviewed by KXAN news at 4:00 They are ending the contract with the contractor. He is quite the site. First he is black. He sports a white felt cowboy hat and has a handlebar mustache.

09/08/2026

Yesterday, before their shifts at Cisco’s Restaurant, DPS arrested two undocumented residents during a traffic stop. They incormed ICE and were arrested. I am so glat that it was DPS who shitched, not APD. AAS

Interresting that they are trafficking Marajuana when it is legal in many states. DEA seeks yacht, planes, Lake Travis Mansion, and $536,000 in cash. At least 14 individuals have been charged in connecton with federal narcotis authorites have called the Valley Drug Trafficking Organization in Austin Texas. Conspiracy to distribute. Conspiracy: “A secret plan or agreement between two or more people to perform an unlawful, harmful, or treacherous act.”

09/07/2026

Peter McGuire and Matthew Maguire had much in common. Their last names are obviously similar. They were both passionate activists who fought for American labor rights in the 19th century. They both attended the first Labor Day parade in New York City in 1882. And, more controversially, both men have been described as the father of Labor Day. We will find some reason to party. Not that we had to.

A federal holiday since 1894, Labor Day is an annual recognition of the American labor movement and celebration of the economic and social achievements of American workers. Held the first Monday of each September, this year’s holiday is celebrated on September 7.

We are currently airing an Dei Spitz album. 5:15, an Auustin band who is hitting the big times. Tune in if you can.

This is going to be fun. What is the difference in sex and gender? Knew I would get your attention, the word SEX, not to be confused with SEXY. Sex is a biological term referring to gametes, sperm and eggs, and their placement for sexual reproduction. Gender is sociology, far more flexible and descriptive. In the evolution, fightng for survival for the species, it became necesssary for the division of labor. I can’t do all this myself and neither can you, so lets split up and do different things. The easiest way to do the ‘who does what’, is by the sex, not saying it had to be divided up that way. It is a sociology topic.

And thus from our agreed to division of labor we developed characteristics to best accomplish our roles. The kind caring characteristics of the female ‘gender’, to the ‘look at me wrong and I will knock your ass out’, characteristic of males, more physically able to accomplish that. In summary, the female ‘gender’ is not necessarily a femal ‘sex’.

Gay and lesbian refers to when two people are attracted the same sex. Of note, in all gay and lesbian relationships, there will be a recognizable male-ish and female-ish person.

Trangender connotes one who is naturally better at the other ‘gender’ usually acceptable roles. they were born that way. Some angel was texting or something and fucked up the order. What is this thing? Noone is trying to fool anyone about what is between their legs. They could be attracted to either sex. But sexual preferance was not the reason. Did I get a factory defect warranty? You hear people say, it is obvious that “you should have been a guy’, and ‘you should have been a girl”, meaning sexually for it to fit. The inside you, the by far more YOU thing than the having a kid thing. Because I have a dick or a pussy IN NO WAY FULLY DESCRIBES ME. Waiting for the editor to scream at me.

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09/06/2026

Good Sunday ATX. War zone here. Hope all is well with you. Will do reporting later.

I remarked in the past that, “People in glass houses should not throw stones”. Someone I am aquainted with commented, “We all live in glass houses Lisa”. Hey girl.

On the topic of race. There is a huge difference in White, Black and hispanic culture. Hard to understand each other. You, Whitey, go live with a black family for a year. You, Blackey, go live with a White family for a year. Now do you understand and can tollerate each other better? Its like religions, not that one is right and thhe other is wrong. Just different. Get over it, your way is not the best way PERIOD. Whitey, had supper with a black family lately>?

Think it will be take two MLF? Report and files submitted. Will give you a copy Tue. Sleep with a knife tonight huh?

Thingies to ponder.

Hell is God’s way of saying, “Love me or I will set you on fire”. That’s not love! That’s a hostage situation!

The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.

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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.

If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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