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08/09/2026

On this mornings Face the Nation, Sen. Bernie Sanders said that 56% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. This would mean that 44% are on easy street. Those don’t jive for me.

Supporting the richest nation in the world, Israel, with military aid is falling out of vogue. In an important Michigan primary, the support Israel candidate was beaten by a … Moslem. Hah. We have so many problems at home – people sleeping on the streets, people living paycheck to paycheck; why are we spending billions to aid a radical country who has done horrific things to the Palestine people?

Travis Couty Jail ICE detainer requests resulting from an arrest: 1,446 Jan to Oct 15. Number one cause of arrest is DUI, followed by assualt.

A balancing act of State laws and Public trust. APD is trying to finalize it’s aproach to cooperating with ICE, AAS found that arrests solely based on ICE administrative warrants is largely left up to officer discretions. Good call Lisa Davis. If they tell them to go to immigration court and take care of it they will be arrested for sure. Talk about STUCK AND FUCKED UP.

Kesha is at COTA tonight.

A federal judge ordered the US to return an Austin college student who was deported to Honduras despite a court order barring her removal.

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08/07/2026

Happy Friday ATX. High 99, partly cloudy.

Knowing about a felony and not reporting it is a class A misdemenor. Keep us safe ATX.

Senator Mitch McConnel set to be released from rehab today” – CBS Mornings. That explains it, all the Republicans are on drugs. It may be referring to a differnt type of rehab, but this fits.

Austin City Council plans $130K in cuts in grants to area non-profts in new budget proposal. City Activists and Head Cop Davis urge them to not cut grants to Sunrise Community, Lock Arms for Life, and Life Anew; as the funding targets violence reduction which aids APD. Source AAS 08/07/26 B1.

Thingies to ponder.

The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.

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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.

If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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