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09/11/2026
College Game Day comes to Austin tomorrow on the lawn of the LBJ library and UT South Mall ahead of the UT vs Ohio State game. It’s a weekly live broadcasted ESPN thing from 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM. on the lawn of the library. It is hard to find something non 9/11 related in the news today.
Got tired of looking for non 9/11 news, so I am baking a cake, watching Setphen King movies on TV, and reading about the New York City chapter of Socialist Democrats, the party that got Mayor Zohran Mamdani elected. Of interest, they have a singles meetup club. Name tags are blue: femmes, red: mascs, gold: everybody. I am very serious. Love it!
Two infants have now been diagnosed with the measles virus, a disease once concidered eradicated unrill right-wing/christian/wingnuts stopped taking the vacination because of a conspiracy theory. Over 1,000 infants have been infected in Bangladesh, and 40% of them died. KUT
Taylor Momsen and Soundgarden Played the half time show on NFL kickoff Wednesday, but NBC didn’t air it. Probably because it suucked.
COOKING TIP: Soak chicken in very salty water for an hour before frying. Kills all the bacteria and tenderizes it.
The rapper Lil Durk, born Durk Banks, was acquitted Friday on federal charges that he plotted to kill a rival in an ambush shooting that instead resulted in the death of another man. He is as Grammy-winning rapper with two No. 1 albums.
09/10/2026
A major update on Major, the animal shelter dog here doomed to by killed. Public outrage in Austin and a 6,000 person document is fighting for him. Background please. Major is owned by a lady named Shane Lily. The animal has apparently bitten more than one person. Thus the get rid of her. They now ask is: can be trained? Why has he been there so long? Lily is fighting it out in the courts and is exhausted and financilly depleted. She must really love that dog. Meanwhile, the shelter is arranging for a going away party with Lily and Major before honoring the court order. This just keeps getting sadder and sadder. AAS
Because of the above I have, very hesitantly, decided to report this article by our PBS station KUT. THIS IS FREE MEDIA, free from censorship or controll by anyone. You know somethingg we don’t know, tell us. Irregardless.
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09/09/2026
AAS repots today that Texas leads other states in utility scale energy needs growth. Solar and wind power is increasing and coal powered is declining, great news to eviromentally conscious groups.
Hunter Bided is using his political damage to make money. People have been buying souvenirs from their villans for as long as there have been villans. He created some products commemorating the legal affair that Republicans tried to pin on him, to hurt democrats. AAS reports that they are selling preety good.
Austin is saying good bye to Major. Major is a dog in the Austin Humane Society system and has been there 525 days awaiting his owner. Now, the AAS reports is time to say goodbye. It took a judge to get the process going. Prolonged captivity in a cage is not good for any animal. All together now readers, wave goodbye to Major. “Major we love you. Bye now”.
Open AI has announced that it’s newest software has solved one of mathmeticians unsolvable problems. Is is called the Navier-Stokes problem, a series of equations used to predict the weather, but not actually of any practical value. You have to include all minutest of minute possibilities such as water could possibly explode under unknown circumstances. It only took 88 hours for it to do it. Why are we reporting this? Austin is strongly opposed to datacenters for a couple of reasons which are over blown. Datacenters create jobs and a lot of tax revenue. And they are also propelling us into the future.
The Driskill Hotel downtown has completed it’s renevations. Opened in 1930, the renovaton keeps the old Austin feel while making more seats avalable (more money). Might want to check it out when around there. AAS
The Sex Pistols will be playing at Emo’s Sept. 12. Austin rock band Die Spitz, currently on world tour, will be at Far Out Bar on the 11th. A very affodeble way to spend the afternoon and evening. We think this band will make it big.
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I was watching Bastrop’s mayor being interviewed by KXAN news at 4:00 They are ending the contract with the contractor. He is quite the site. First he is black. He sports a white felt cowboy hat and has a handlebar mustache.
Thingies to ponder.
Hell is God’s way of saying, “Love me or I will set you on fire”. That’s not love! That’s a hostage situation!
The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.
Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.
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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.
… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “
…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”
Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.
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Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????
When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.
You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.
My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”
Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.
Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?
Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.
In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?
Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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