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The job of GOD is taken. You cannot dictate how other people should live their lives.

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State Media; The NY Times on it’s “The Insider” newsletter today ran a poll. “Do you consider the White House’s new 24/7 “Trump TV” channel to be state-run media? The majority said “yes”. HELLO, is anyone thinking about a dick-tator? In Plato’s The Republic, he presents a lot of meaninful reasons as to why a Deocracy leads to a dictatorship.

Mohammad Ali was stripped of his Heavy Weight Boxing world title for his draft dodging activities. “Ain’t no yellow man ever done anything to me.” We are fixing to explore that. If you are an old hen like me you will remember the Vietnam War which led to the 60’s psychadelic tune out hippie generation.

When the men on the chess board get up and tell you where to move. wow man. The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes. Was it Gloria Slick or Gloria Sick?

The Vietnam War. North Vietnam was Chinese. South Vietnam was Korean. Not getting into how this happened. But you can see the problem. The US government at the time was insecure about the US being a democracy. They might want a Communist form of government considering what was going on. Were they a threat to us. NO. It was stamp out the idea the Communism was better than a Democracy. The only reason for the invasion. An invasion that the US rightfully lost. None of your god damn business. President Johnson many lies. Tune out, get high, I am not going to die for your political bull shit. It Is also none of our business what is happening on the other side of they world. 58,000 people died in the name of politics. We were shown videos of young girls running through the jungle with their dress on fire from our use of napalm, a gasoline defoliant. They were trained to look at it as, “we are shooting deer not humans”. They have hard dicks and wet pussies like us. Never entered the picture.

North Vietnam, the Chinese with plenty of heroin, opium, at their disposal passed out free heroin to the US troops. That’s how they won the war. Then we have all these soldiers returning home heroin addicts. Genious way to win a war. Life expectany of a helicopter door gunnerr. Maybe .. 10 minutes. They can shoot back? That’s not fair.

Welcome Trump to UT Austin. He will be in attendance at the UT vs UT game. Texas Tennessee game in Knoxville stadium, Go Horns!! An allert listener told me, ‘accurate’ snipers needed? For legal reasons this was a joke.

09/21/2026

I was watching Sports Extra on KXAN live news at 6:00. In the ESPN interview the UT Texas football coach was describing what he calls, “finding the love”, I shit you not. Well … lets see. Guys put their hands between another guys legs and say, “hand me the ball”. Then you have half backs, full backs, and quarter backs. Quarter backs apparently the least desirable. And what is all this ass slapping you guys do out there?

Who is Wilber Rafeal Garcia Perez, a 28 year old Venezuelan national, that was shot by ICE agents on the 20’th? He entered the US on a CPS One visa in 2023 and settled in Austin with his wife, Elizdar. Our resarch did not find any kids of theirs. He worked as a DoorDash delivery driver. He has been a vital part of our community ever since. In this case, we were separating the ‘vital’, based on the fact that he was working here, paying bills like all of us do, he and his wife were, from our research., enjoying our Austin area, contributing to our community, and had no prior criminal charges.

Garcia Perez’s status of legal / illegal changed when Trump tried to remove all the immigrants ‘let in by the Biden Administration’. He is partially paralyzed on his left side from the bullet he took from them.. He was taken to an ICE detention center for deportation, but a federal judge blocked his deportation yesterday. He states that a black sedan began following him, without lights or other forms of identifying it as a law enforcement vehicle. He made a U-turn to try to evade the pursuing vehicle believing it was some kind of crazy driver. The pursuing vehicle then turned on it’s lights and rammed the vehicle. From there what happened depends on if you believe the ICE account or his account. What is for certain is that he wss shot through the back window and the bullet lodged in his neck. NY Times and Radio Austin.

The Trump administration kicked 4% of the 19 million people receiving federal subsidies from what is known as Obamacare, 750,000. A definite pollical dartboard. They claim they are ineligible to receive benefits on various obscure reasons. Now it gets interesting. Under the plan, those making more that four times the national poverty level, about $64,000 a year are ineligible. And those making LESS than $16,000 are also Ineligible. Are you with me? Their reasoning is that that group would be receiving benefits from an expansion of the Medicaid plan, a plan that never materialized. The Trump administration is also withholding benefits from California and Wisconsin, claiming they are not doing enough to prevent fraud. Those states are blue states that Trump is trying to punish because they vote Democrat. AAS

Manslaughter: Unintentional killing of a person caused by reckless off criminally negligent behavior. Accidental Death is a coroners report of the above minus the negligence.

The actress Haydn Panettiere died last month at the age of 36, from a toxic mixture of the powerful opioid fentanyl, antipsychotic and anti-anxiety drugs and muscle relaxants, the Greenville County coroner’s Office said on Tuesday, adding that her death was ruled and accident. She was with Brian Hickerson, her on-and-off again boyfriend who had served jail time for abusing her. He has not been charged in connection with her death.

DEA has joined into this now. So what is the difference in her death and the death of the St. Edward’s student who died from basically the same substances lurking in her blood stream? Is the answer that they need to find a drug dealer somewhere in the case? So, when planning your crime, think about this. If they died from a fentanyl or other opiod derivative, it could be ruled as an ‘accidental death’ if you cross your t’s and dot your i’s.

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Thingies to ponder.

Hell is God’s way of saying, “Love me or I will set you on fire”. That’s not love! That’s a hostage situation!

The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.

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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.


If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????


When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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