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YOU NEED TO KNOW !!
The job of GOD is taken. You cannot dictate how other people should live their lives.
RAT DROPPINGS of the Day
RAT DROPPINGS “WAZ UP ATX”
04/15/2024
“Get ur drink on, and yur smoke on, and go home with something to poke on!” Lit’l Boozie.
CRIME 101: Don’t tell anyone, don’t leave any evidence or witnesses.
Sounds obvious to a normal person. But not to a lot of sorry ass criminals, which is a main reason they are criminals.
Don’t like cops? FINE. When someone shoots one of your kids, call your dope dealer or go get shot at yourself.
1. Don’t tell ANYONE, especially who you are sleeping with, a favorite CIA technique. Especially when you are committing felonies, and want to make it a social event. (Hello?) Cops cannot even get a search warrant for a bed room or bathroom. Sure they do it if life is at stakes, but for others, second degree felony if caught with that app on your phone. “Your Honor, the State has 25 witnesses to call.”
2. Crimes need to be well planned, not committed in a fit of passion or stupidity.
3. Leave no evidence, and don’t go around bragging about it.
4. When playing this game and going around acting stupid, sooner or later you are going to run into the wrong person, then there will be three here this month. That is where this shit gets you.
“Hey Alan, we need a 50 foot tower for a microwave hop to that cell tower NE of here for an antenna.” “Fine, who’s going to pay for it?” “Sounds like a job for a real-estate developer.” “Ya right.” “Please consider the station who does the most to help the most in Austin Texas.” “GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.” “Did I mention please consider volunteering or donating?” “OUT” ” Potential investment opportunity …. ?” “I will call Jeta if you don’t get out of here. ” For What? It’s a deal and not we will celebrate?”
COME AND TAKE IT
04/11/2024
My first husband was a carpenter. He just wanted to build things. My second husband was a lawyer. He just wanted to talk about it. My third husband was a mail man. He liked to lick things. Ewwwww, I miss him!
04/10/24
“DON’T TELL ME i MISPELLED A WORD. THE DICTIONARY MISPELLED IT!!” The Donald Trump attitude.
03/24/2024
Kansas will be here! Oct 25, April 25 ACL Live
Neal Young & Crazy Horse May 1, Germania Ampitheater
The Pretenders will be at ACL Aug 7. Tickets are very cheap. The Pretenders are a British-American rock band known for their distinctive sound blending elements of punk rock, new wave, and pop music. The Pretenders gained popularity in the late 1970s and early 1980s with hits like “Brass in Pocket,” “Back on the Chain Gang,” and “Don’t Get Me Wrong.” The Pretenders remain influential in the rock music scene, with Hynde’s distinctive voice and songwriting style being key elements of their enduring appeal.
Talking Points
My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard.”
Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.
Well. Other than that Mrs. Kenedy, how was the parade?
Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land.
I heard it best said in a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” That explains it all.
Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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H-E-B Lake Austin will operate a True Texas BBQ restaurant and will include a full bar and indoor and outdoor seating. It will also have a South Flo Pizza restaurant and a coffee shop that will serve house-made breakfast tacos. Curbside and home delivery services will be available.
A FULL BAR???? Now were talkin’. As far as dancing girls, we cant be there all the time.
GREAT GROCERIES and a WHOLE LOT MORE
We just are impressed with these people. This AD has not been approved nor paid for by HEB
I like their Paramount+ advertisement, “The following is a public savings announcement”. So precious
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