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09/05/2026

Come closer said the spider to the fly. Got ya. 1:30 AM. Definately going to jail. We had an attempted break in to our station at 1:40 AM. Which we caught Multible surviilane videos. The gig is up. on surveilance cameras. When thhe video is processed we wiil post it on our blog and call the cops. Find out where you came from. Breaking into a FCC licensed raio station and domicile is serious. Too late to think your priorities. Big deal to me.

Our Vice Piece of Shit Vance is advancing legislation to change the way child care works. An HHS fund was started in 1990 to help low income families, usually single moms, have a $9.000 federal payment, per child, to pay for chlld care whiile they work or go to school. The plan is to make those funds directly available to stay at home parents, for them to take care of the child. The phylosophy is to regain tradiitonal families. Mom stays at home and does ‘what ever’, and dad goes to work and does ‘whatever’. Time to have kids and enjoy taxpayer dollars, a tactic used by many young black girls to have child support payments and get the unlucky guy in trouble. Three kids, $27,000 dollars a year. Yaaa.

09/04/2026

Mistrial declared in Clancey murder trial. Jury unable to reach a unanimous decision. Will probably be retried. Eleven not guilty. One man, probably a hard core Christian, refused to listen to the evidence and stuck with guilty. Most laws have a “under the circumstances”, clause, for a little flexibility. Goes by the Bible and not the law and scientific evidence. A second mistrial will free her. Ms. Clancey is gping to walk on this one.

Killed her three kids with an exercise cord then jumped out the window to make it look good. Must have been having a bad day.

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This from one of my favorite reporters, Carlo Versano at Newsweek. He asks “are we doomed as a species?”, a question that I am pretty sure of. Iryna Zarutska, a Ukranian refugee who was fatally stabbed, for no apparent reason in Times Square, who had 500 priors, but has not gone to trial because of “his mental state”.

Next a mid management Bank of America executive, who just returned from maternity leave, was fatally stabbed on 42’nd Street, NYC. By a anti jew activist after the bank reccomended a buy on a Jewish company stock. I think he (Carlo), is having a midlife crisis, nearing a meltdown, over reporting all the shit going on . Trump, as well as the Social Democrat mayor of his city.

Yesterday ALL major AI services went down simultaneously.ChatGPT, by far the industry leader; and Grok and Claude, leaving no telling how many people who now depend on AI stranded. Poor baby.

Tesla’s Cybercab now operating in Austin in a limited way.

Leander joins Manor, Pflugerville, Bastrop, and Elgin in terminating their use of Flock cameras. The ones billed as ‘will catch all the bad guys’, but mostly used by other agencies for their own purposes and people tracking wayward spouses.Gov Abbott ordered all cities to quit paying for it. AAS

Well, got it D & D, and I wanna be Bonnie.

09/03/2026

Austin band Die Spitz, currently on world tour, will be at Far Out Bar in South Austin September 11. Far Out Bar is more of a festival thing. There will be several bands there during the day. A good afternoon and evening time. Tickets start at $92, but worth it for the entertainment.

Shorts: Clancey trial day 6. One holdout juror in reaching a unanimous verdict. Tesla planning it’s Cybercab rollout in Austin after SXSW. Southwest Airlines will place one of it’s new first ever lounges in Austin airport. In conjunction with a upper tier Chase card. A new low for Trump, seeking to remove tax free status to schools who aid minorities. I don’t know whether to cry of throw up. AAS

The gig is up. They are on to you. Suspensful huh? looook out yoouy window …. BOO!

09/02/2026

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Illegal Surveylance = Lots of time to not enjoy. An American Airlines flight attendant hid a surveylance camera in a lavatory, to which he directed young girls to. Got caught of course. Estes Carter Thompson III got 18 1/2 years in federal prison so far. Other charges are pending. It’s not worth it. Even .001 % chance. AAS B1

Shorts: Davis found guilty of First Degree Murder of 2Pac. Clancey kid killer jury deliberations in day 4. Hung Jury likely. Don’t hang the criminal. Hang the jury. $@$R Apple to soon have folding Iphone. (?). AAS

Iconic Motown Girls Groups of the 60’s turn 60. The Supremes, The Marvelettes, and Martha and the Vandellas.

Thingies to ponder.

Hell is God’s way of saying, “Love me or I will set you on fire”. That’s not love! That’s a hostage situation!

The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.

Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.

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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.

… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “

…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”

Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.

If you argue with a fool then there are two fools

Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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