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The job of GOD is taken. You cannot dictate how other people should live their lives.

RAT DROPPINGS of the Day

RAT DROPPINGS “WAZ UP ATX”

07/26/2024

Since Texas Constuction Exam Prep is a division of ours, we were exploring starting a construction company. So we investigated construction companies. It appears that most of what they do is dig holes, So:

Lisa’s Construction

“It’s all about a hole right?”

07/25/2024

When someone speaks of one’s reputation, are they referring to the object of the criticism or the reputation of those doing the criticizing? In other words, what people say reflects more on them than othere.

07/19/2024

We have a new page: CF!V Reporting.This is reporting on events at MLF Community First! Village.

07/16/2024

Take the bricks that assholes throw at you and build a monument to love.

07/15/2024

The age old adage, “Birds of a feather flock together.”

In the LIVING ROOM:

“He left the pay raise spreadsheet in the copy machine!”… All together now, “LET ME SEE THAT!”

07/11/2024

The crack heads around here steal everything that is not nailed down. Then, after they get a hit, are strong enough to steal the things that are nailed down.

If you were friends with yourself, would you like yourself? CHALLENGE: Look at yourself in the mirror for 15 seconds while smiling and feeling good about yourself.

07/08/2024

THIS IS THE WAY THINGS ARE AROUND HERE. Is one sorry ass excuse for not having the morality and courage to strive for something better.

07/04/2023

THIS JUST IN ? Under consideration.

Radio Austin reporters running around CF!V reporting on volunteer events at MLF wearing NOTHING but a dress. Making reporting fun for all.

Starting a new page here detailing our reporting here. MLF Reporting for whatever historical or hysterical purpose it may serve.

06/24/2024

The human body was designed so that we cannot pat our own back or kick our own ass or other things which requires others participation..

Talking Points

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard.”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kenedy, how was the parade?

Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

Keep’in it WIERD ATX. THE RAT RadioAustinTexas.com

“You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.” – Kid Rock.

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Crazy ass girls.

Upcoming Austin Concerts

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“Life is pleasure spiked with pain, music is my aeroplane”, Jefferson Airplane

Why do we say we “spin that track”?

The History of Radio

How to Turn a Woman on Sexually

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MEAT THE RAT JOCKETTES

Station Lead, DJ

A scepter is to hit one’s loyal subjects over the head with when they are not being so loyal

Stephanie, Special Programs

Trish, Digital Content

“Hobbies: Wearing nothing but boots and spurs to bed during sex, in case I have to make them cowboys ‘getty up’.”

Vince “Rocky” – AI, Podcasts, and Promotions

“Hobbies Wheel Chair Racing and Going to the moon, where the grass is always green.”

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RADIO AUSTIN ZZ TOP Gernamia Insurance Amplitheater Circuit of the Americas – Del Valle Texas 09/23/2022

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If you are into really cool futuristic military weaponry

Weekly LGBT Issues

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Texas Best Food Services Training LLC is now providing Central Texas Food Bank and Mobile Loaves and Fishes Texas DSHS certified Food handler and Food Manager training and certifications as a public service. email lisa@texas-food-handler.com for details

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A division of Texas Best Food Services Training LLC

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There is no non-profit in Austin who does more to help the poor, the disadvantaged, and address homeless issues than Mobile Loaves and Fishes.

Please consider donating or volunteering for this successful Austin Non-profit.

MLF.ORG

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H-E-B Lake Austin will operate a True Texas BBQ restaurant and will include a full bar and indoor and outdoor seating. It will also have a South Flo Pizza restaurant and a coffee shop that will serve house-made breakfast tacos. Curbside and home delivery services will be available.
A FULL BAR???? Now were talkin’. As far as dancing girls, we cant be there all the time.

GREAT GROCERIES and a WHOLE LOT MORE

We just are impressed with these people. This AD has not been approved nor paid for by HEB

I like their Paramount+ advertisement, “The following is a public savings announcement”. So precious

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