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RAT DROPPINGS “WAZ UP ATX”

By our Station Lead And CF!V humorist.

05/24/2024

Meanwhile, back at the Living Room.

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Ticketmaster alias ticketfucker, and parent company Livenation are being sued by FTC and DOJ for monopolistic practices. They have 80% of the live concert ticket sales. About time. Floor tickets at Moody Center are over $3,000.00 dollars.

‘spirits’, waking me up crying my name and I can’t help them.

Roll up your windows and lock your doors, this place is full of f’n horrors.

Another day, another what did that bitch do with my tv remote.

Edgar Allan Poe’s infamous “The Raven”. Opium man. knocking knocking on my chamber door, “Quote the Raven, NEVER MORE.” Opium AND cocaine became illegal in Us 1914 Fucked up Drug act of 1914. (FDA). Until 1914, Coke a Cola had a minute amount of coke in it. Built a hell of a company!!! OOOH we will all miss it. Enter Al Capone and gangsters into American history.

It’s not guns, it’s people. It’s not drugs, its people. Whom are near impossible to control without jails.

No wonder great granny was ‘unusual’.

Lets simplify this, Adam Smith “Wealth of Nations”, supply and demand, which our economic system is based on. Adam never mentioned the word LEGAL.

Alanis Morisette will be at Moody Center on the 12th.

Media / social adage: You can say anything that you want as long as you say it properly <*^*>

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Talking Points

By our Station Lead And CF!V humorist.

When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.

You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.

My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard.”

Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.

Well. Other than that Mrs. Kenedy, how was the parade?


Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land.

In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?

Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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316 E. 6th Opens 5 PM; 2604 Guadalupe (West Campus) opens 11 AM; 512-265-2121.

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“I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A SLICE OF ROPPOLO’S PIZZA. They have everything you need girl”

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New store Congress @ Oltorf

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H-E-B Lake Austin will operate a True Texas BBQ restaurant and will include a full bar and indoor and outdoor seating. It will also have a South Flo Pizza restaurant and a coffee shop that will serve house-made breakfast tacos. Curbside and home delivery services will be available.
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