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09/18/2026
We will re-broadcast our Black Heart Saints recording at 4:15. We really like this Austin Band.
ACL Music Fest is Zilker Park the first two weekends of October. Badges are selling out quickly. If you are going buy them now. Correction, “we don’t need no stinking badges”, they are actually tickets.
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911. Fire, police, EMS, mental health? The City Council on Aug. 12 voted to create an Office of Joint Emergency Communications. The Council approved $1.4 million for the office and nine employees (?). It is currently part of the Police Department, and some think that it needs to stay there because of recent improvements to the service in Austin. AAS
Travis County MMR vaccination rate ‘good’. 95% is considered to be herd immunity. Manor, Del Valle, and Lake Austin is over 95% AISD is 98% average. 31 of the 36 schools/districts are 95 or better. Travis County has reported two measles outbreaks this year to unvaccinated children. Several states have reported deaths. A lot of right-wing wing-nuts decided to kill their kids by not vaccinating them. Fine with me. Less of them. 😊
Mobile Loaves and Fishes’ Community First! Village 5K run in the morning 8:00. Beside the “Welcome Center”, 9401 Hog Eye Rd. Alan Graham, Hugh Heffner of the 1,000 bedroom mansion officiating.
Snipers needed. U.S. Secretary of (war, defense, or something),Pete Hegseth, will be here today. He will be speaking at a couple of places, days after postponed impeachment vote. AAS I hope I don’t get charged with a Terroristic Threat. FREE MEDIA Informing the public of what is going on to the best of our ability, free from ass licking and free from fear of reprisals.
The Athletic, a NY Times production reported that UT Austin foot ball program pays its players between 45 and 55 million a year. Do you agree with this practice? Are they afraid that they are going to run off to LSU or what? The coach, Sarkisian (one letter away from being a Sarkasian), who makes 10.5 million a year denied this in an AAS interview. He did not state if this was too high or low, just a simple obtuse “that is wrong”, (?)
09/17/2026
Black Heart Saints album broadcast 2:15 PM Austin, “Live Music Capital of the World”, has a lot of great local bands. This is one of them.
09/16/2026
On the front of your main building UT, “YOU SHALL KNOW THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH WILL MAKE YOU FREE”, now eliminating Mexican American, African, Women’s and gender studies majors. KUT Where are you on all this?
No Comment. UT Austin enrolled about 55,000 students this fall. 44,000 undergraduate. 29% White, 28% Hispanic, 26% Asian, 4.5% Black, and 4% International. Texas, according to the 2025 census, 41% Hispanic, 37% White, 13% Black, and 7% Asian. AAS How does it feel to be a minority Whitey?
City of Austin: White only, 55%; Black only, 7.6% (!); Native Indian, .9%; Asian only, 9%; two or more, 19%; Hispanic, 40%. Median owner-owned housing, $555,000; Percent 25 or older with a bachelors degree or above, 59.6% (!); Median household income, $93,658. If you are a girl scout like me, thats a lot of cookies. Source: United States Census.
I finally joined the masses, the throngs in thongs and hairy spikes, watching Apple TV’s “Widow’s Bay” It won half the TV Emmys Monday, and now I know why. I literally laughed the entire way through the first episode.
09/15/2026
A record number of college professors are leaving the state. Surprised? 70% of professors polled stated they are advising graduate students and faculty to take a job in another state. Reasons cited were the political climate: academic freedom, DEI issues, and how race and gender are taught. AAS. Let ME summarize it. White Power.
It seems that our little neighbor Manor is booming. Foxgate Capital and Cole Klein builders formed Eastwood Ventures LLC. The plan is for 1,300 residential lots and 97 acres of commercial and retail development. In 2020 Manor had 13,674 residents. In 2025, 23,070. Austin Metro ranks 7 of the largest metro areas with new home starts. 3,382 new-home building permits and 1,352 new homes sold in January and February. I am sure homes are more affordable in Manor, and a half hour drive to downtown. Maybe even including parking. AAS
Macklemore backlash. As we previously reported, the rap star Macklemore canceled (or got cancelled), his last 8 North American concert because of an issue with New England Patriots owner said that he could not play in Gillette Stadium and encouraged other stadium owners to do the same over his pro-Palestinian remarks. Interviewed on CBS Evening News tonight, the owner claims that the promoter canceled the concerts, not him. All artists in the Ed Sheeran concert tour have cancelled their performances because of this, claiming one’s support or lack of support over a political issue should not affect concerts.
Appology accepted. After the UT game, Arch Manning, the quarterback of UT, was rude to the ESPN reporter during a standard game walkoff interiew. He appologized (I am sure he did), ESPN reports appology accepted. CBS Evening News
09/14/2026
Austin band Black Heart Saints. The band’s lead, Mark Sean has been an Austinite for over a decade. He is an artist, musician and software developer. He developed an RPG game called ‘Biblical Grounds’. In it, our beloved (not), Attorney General Ken Paxton goes through a divorce with his wife, Angela Paxton, who is a State Representative; strives to get elected to the Senate, and fight off lawsuits. Mark says he saw such an artistic opportunity in the ‘most polittically corrupt politician’, ever. In the game, Ken battles his soon to be divorced wife, Angela, battles political opponents James Talarico and Ted Brown, the hemp industry, reporters, and process servers. (Mark, I think you hit the mark) Source: Austin Chronicle
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Thingies to ponder.
Hell is God’s way of saying, “Love me or I will set you on fire”. That’s not love! That’s a hostage situation!
The “Going through a Doorway” psychological concept came up. Best said in a succinct phrase, “I can remember every word to a 60’s song, but I cant remember why I just walked into the kitchen”. For some reason, still unknown to psychologists or scientists, when you go through a doorway your most recent short term memory disappears. Sounds totally crazy but happens to everybody.” This writers guess is that somewhere down the line in our evolution this was deemed good so that you can be totally focused on what you find when you go through that doorway. It could be a war-way.
Metaphysically, a dorway is like a portal. You are entering into another realm, another teritory, where the unknown awaites you.
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Welp, on to the next meeting, head and boobs held high. YYYYYYYY yabba dabba dooo!!!. Apparently preparing for it is useless. There are several doorways between here and there.
… At the meeting. So we will start off with with Lisa’s P&L projection for this quarter. “
…. eh, I was supposed to give a presentation? ??.”
Pretty harsh sentencing today in the 5th US District Court: You are hereby sentenced to five consecutive life terms. If you die, you will be given an attempted escape charge, dug up, and receive an additional 100 years life term. If you are reincarnated you will be arrested at birth and given 10 consecutive life sentences.
If you argue with a fool then there are two fools
Only white males signed the Declaration of Independence. No Native Americans (talk about an immigration problem!), and no women (talk about a civil rights problem). Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it say only white males can vote. So WHY did it take a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT for women to vote?????
When someone asks my date of birth, I usually reply, “I really don’t remember. I was very young at the time.
You hear people say, “You must have lost your mind”. But I would like to point out that ‘loosing one’s mind’, requires first having had one.
My favorite phrase, “F*** Me”, an exclamatory phrase useful in many situations. Yet the most common answer is, “When, where and how hard, or does any of those matter?”
Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, you can say WHATEVER you want. You are a mile away and wearing their shoes.
Well. Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?
Moses wasn’t talking about a river when he “parted the red sea” Well … Welcome to the Promised Land. The land of milk and honey.
In a meeting this morning, according to Marketing “They must be smoking something different than what we are smoking.” So …. this is your explanation for why Marketing isn’t doing their job?
Sex is SO risky. You could get shot, sued, arrested, or find out they were not the expected sex; and even eaten for some animals. Certain death and destruction. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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