RAT DROPPINGS
12/17/2024
THE MORINNG RAT with Lisa, 9:30 AM, starting soon maybe. Interested in being a co-hot? Ah host.
Less disrespect more writing.
Lezzy joke, “What did Wilma say when her and Betty(Flintstones), first hooked up? ‘YABBA DABBA DOOO'”.
If you are worried about someone else’s life, and trying to change it, who is worried about your life and changing it?.
12/14/2024
To be a diamond, One of the most fascinating and valuable things there is, you have to undergo an incredib.le amount of heat and pressure. This applies to us, like it or not. Just another ‘way it is’. Like getting a college degree or being a brilliant success in your life or profession. Can you swim through oceans of shit?It would look good on a resume. Professional qualifications: “Can swim through oceans of shit and come out shining, or a version of that.” Truer than you may think.
Good to know that when you are slippiin’ God has your slippers. Goodness. So I ran five redlights in his honor. Thank you Jesus, thank you lord.
David Allan Coe, live at Austin City Limits, totally messed up. “You never even called me by my f..in name. Which one was that? Three legged fool with a tool? Boy was he messed up.
Austin City Limits (opens in new tab)
Tickets are very cheap by concert standards. ‘otta take your out of town family to one of their events. Also see our Austin Events page in our main menu.
12/12/2024
This just in! From the RAT DID YOU KNOW department. Women have an innate psychic ability that men don’t have. Why? “What is wrong with my baby”, is the most important thing for the survival of the human race. Still not sure who we are racing. Be that as it may. Use that natural psychic ability to fight those fools with a tool. <^*^>. Next up a lesson on pheromones. All of this has a bigger development purpose.
Here you go. Why you stink and why people know things about you without you telling them.
Pheromones
Boy, ONWARD THROUGH THE FOG. And, your own mouth is always your own worst enemy.
We are trying to do weekday posts to RAT MONEY again.
Wont happen, but consider listening rather than talking. Life’s peculiar predicaments. Someone up there is laughing their ass off.
Reminder, for those of you who are of the financial persuasion, RAT MONEY is now being updated each week day. Sherwood Media has a cute way of saying things. They are seeking financial writers but I have more important things to write about than that at present.
Only a burglar would complain about someone changing their lock so that they wouldn’t have a key or putting burglar bars on a window constantly slated for a break in.
Do you think that someone born in the United States, regardless of the citizenship of their parents should automatically be a US citizen? The 14th. Amendment says yes. Trump says no. He wants to deport the people that blacks and whites are too lazy to do. Cook our Big Macs, build our buildings, roads and bridges; and pick our fruits. Texas is roughly 40% White, 40 % Hispanic and 11% Black. Surprised?
A testimony for the mission of MLF It is so good to know that when you are slippin’ someone has your slippers! Community First! Forged new family thing in action. Leave your purse on a bus and it comes home, intact. This was really a great idea! No woman would leave her purse on a bus. This was an intentional display of GOD Who by the way, is running shit, not you. Actually, when you are used to having a bag in your hand, as long as there is A bag in your hand an alarm doesn’t go off. If you also have a shopping bag, this kind of mistake can be made. Has happened to me several times. Will make a great ‘proof’ story in a book.
We highly recommend Norton Life Lock. They know what they are doing. They monitor all your affairs and prevent things like identity theft and banking thefts. And have a million dollar guarantee. We are all getting it. Only $12.00 a month. In today’s digital world, it is stupid not to.
Sometimes you have to take matters in your own hand. “Where are you going with this Lisa?”
We know this crazy copyrighter and author who claims she can type like a bat out of hell. I didn’t know bats could type, did you? What you are reading is copyright. Stuff on cereal boxes is copyright. Copyright is a greyish area unless specifically stated.
A horse race, by it’s very nature, can be thrilling and exciting even though your horse didn’t come in first. Think – Trump administration. On the news last night his pick to run the Pentagon adamantly claimed that women shouldn’t be in the military. “It requires shills they don’t have”. NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Civil rights goes back 100 years. WMM Problem. Give these three legged fools with a tool an inch and they will take a mile. But even this doesn’t touch an issue, such as, having extremely illegal cameras in all the public restrooms or bedrooms. An Austin Fire Dept. Lt. got caught recently. Made global news.
In any type of organization, Whether it is IBM, BMW, or MLF – and this even extends to families and Girl Scout Troops; there are both written and unwritten rules. This is simple – ARE YOU IN OR NOT?
12/10/2024
11/08/2024
I do know what you are talking about Moses. The HOLY of holies. Would you introduce me to her please?
The military has a phrase appropriate to many issues in life. BOHICA Bend over here it comes again.
Sometimes it’s you don’t need accounting skills, you need photoshop skills, or better yet both. Creative Accounting Specialist.
11/05/2024
If you hoot with the owls you still have to scream with the eagles in the morning.
HEB opens it’s long awaited mega store.
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In a pod cast Alan tells about when he was in Houston, well you know juvenile delinquent, and buddies liked to borrow cars and take them to a field and bash them up until they would run nor more, it was a lot of fun. I had two tickets to Led Zeppelin, wow. I looked out the window and there were four Houston Police Department cruisers. Look, I have two tickets to Led Zeppelin, can you come back tomorrow?
11/30/2024
Our ‘lost his mind’ Attorney General Ken Paxton is suing Austin’s largest provider of homeless services Sunrise Community Church, trying to force it to close. Paxton alleges it is a ‘magnet’ for drug and criminal activity and poses a drastic threat to the surrounding neighborhood, including an elementary school. (AAS 11/30/2024 p.1 Skye Seipp). What next Paxton, Community First! Village?
Austin now has it’s it’s own university, The University of Austin, UATX, located in the historic Scarborough building downtown
The WNBA is trying to expand from 12 teams to 16 teams with Austin trying to get one.
A lesson from Will Smith. Will was born in a very poor family. His father had a grocery store and the brick wall in front of the store was failing down. His father told Will and his brother to rebuild the wall. Without knowing anything about masonry or building brick walls they rebuilt it. His father then told Will and his brothers “I want you to never forget this, You don’t have to know how to do something to do it.” Look where that lesson took Will. To fame.”
“If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen.”, Harry Truman.”
11/23/2024
Hey Alan, “Through the lens of GOD” is a lot better sales pitch than “Through the lens of my banker” Want to see some great podcasts? Gospel Con Carne. Even named a street after it. To learn more, visit the link below, about this amazing person. Needs a biography written by someone who knows how to do it.
MLF Gospel Con Carne
For podcasts hosted by others, Google “Alan Graham Podcasts”.
Appearances are sooooo deceiving. You see what objects reflect. What color is grass and tree leaves in the Summer? Green is wrong. Your eyes see the light reflected off of it. It is bluish purple which reflects green light and absorbs all other colors. What color is snow? White is wrong. It is water, it is clear, They are crystals and appear white.
You may not have your choice of bullets, but you do have your choice of what you shoot at.
We live in a house of mirrors. When someone says something negative about you, They are really talking about themselves.
11/12/2024
Someone told me to be there at 8:39 AM. “I didn’t know there was such a thing as 8:39 AM. I thought AM started with a 10. But I do know that there is a 4 AM because I have stayed up that late.
11/07/2024
Politics makes for strange bed people. The climaxes far from certain. <*^*>
In other horrible news. A man with severe diabetes who already had toes and feet amputated, had to have a leg amputated. This was accomplished a few days ago at Dell Medical downtown. After the surgery it was noticed that the X-ray was backwards and then oh god, amputated the wrong leg. Well – then they had to amputate the correct leg. He of course sued Dell Medical for a sizable amount, but he lost!!! According to court documents, The reason was that he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
10/25/2024
Don’t let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy – Eagles track “Take it Easy”
The future is uncertain, and the end is always near. – The Doors
“Get my drink on, and my smoke on, and go home with something to poke on.” -Dr Dre w/ Snoop Dog.
You are on the Mother f*** RAT <*^*> Radio Austin Texas. Proudly broadcasting from MLF’s Community First! Village. NE Austin Texas Ya’ll
Please consider donating or volunteering for this successful Austin Non-profit. Solving Austin’s sticky problems like homelessness to make Austin the great place to live that it is.
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“Honey, can I borrow your credit card to do some shopping?” “When will you be back?” “When I reach your credit limit.”
10/22/2024
Julie Newmar, the original Cat Woman, who first held the title, “Star of the Wars”, is obviously purring. Meoow.
10/21/2024
Results of US Grand Prix – Austin Texas
Charles Leclerc wins Unites States Grand Prix.
If women ran countries, rather than men, there would be no more wars. It would be, “work it out, not fight it out.
FYI If you are in a place accessible to the public anyone can take your picture legally, including media outlets.
This from Lisa, our station lead. How to publish a book, with five books in print IF INTERESTED IN WRITING.
This formula first devised by Steven King, and all successful authors use, because it works.
1) three hours a day. Reason: that is all the creativity you have. 2)Put black on white. You have to write, in a near finished form 3,000 words a day. 3) Has to be handwritten first. Reason: You cant think about content clearly while remembering how to type causes problems. Then type it and it gets it’s first revision. Follow this plan and you will have a book, and 55,000 words is required for most to consider it a book. Do this and you will have a finished book in three months. four months if you have to do extensive research, which was required in my book, “The White Male Master Problem”. Type like a bat out of hell. I didn’t know that bats could type. did you? RATS definitely can.
Whether someone is bothering you is your choice, not theirs.
The secret to success is that there are no secrets to success. Just put one foot in front of the other. Another way to say it is, “Onward through the fog”.
10/17/2024
Pick on blondes day
What is the difference in a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Why did the blonde stare at the shampoo bottle for three hours? It said CONCENTRATE.
A drop dead gorgeous blonde (aren’t we all), was speeding down South Congress Ave, late for work at Starbucks. A blonde cop pulled her over. “May I see your license ma’am?”. After digging in her purse for a couple of minutes, the blonde asked the blonde cop, “Well, what does it look like?” Irritated, the cop said, “It has you’re picture on it dummy.” She dug throuh her purse for another minute. Took out her makeup compact and looked into the mirror. She then handed the compact to the cop. The blonde cop looked into the mirror, closed it, and handed it back to her. “If I had known you were a cop I wouldn’t have pulled you over. Have a nice day officer.”
10/16/2024
Great health is more than proper nutrition, proper rest and exercise. You have to have to have a happy and hopeful heart free from hate, anger and fear.
Organize you day’s battles and go and eat your Randy and Walters for breakfast (insert you own nemesis). Fool with a tool, Works for a lot of women.
10/13/2024
when you join a large organization, whether it is MLF, Ford, Motorola, etc. there are written and unwritten rules which you have to adapt to to be in that organization. If you want to be a part of it then it’s ‘the way it is’. Are you in or not?
Don’t hire for job skills, hire for attitude. Job skills can be taught, attitude can’t. Don’t hold grudges, no hate, anger or prejudices is a good attitude to have. And it is always put up with the shit, including jealousy and prejudices. Then there is, “I’ll put up with your shit if you put up with mine.”
10/11/2024
Lea is running the RAT today.
10/12/2024
>Michael Jordan: Put us both on a tread mill. I will die before you beat me.
Teddy Rosevelt, during the great depression: “The only thing to fear is fear itself. Overcome unproductive states like anger hate and fear. They are counterproductive You can’t think logically. Learned that from Asyrla..
10/10/2024
I would not like to be on my dog April’s list of I don’t like you. This is just practice. You don’t f with an animal’s “who feeds me.” So what I’m on a walker. Round Two. DING. Coming soon, “Star Wars, The End of Randy’s Evil Empire.”
Not good customer service, GREAT customer service: “The answer is yes.
Sometimes, challenging yourself to achieve something against all conceivable odds, proves something at least to you. You get back up fighting harder.
09/28/2024
You can’t always change your situation, but you can always change how it affects you.
Three fastest modes of communication: telephone, telegraph and telewoman.
This morning after a cup of coffee, I sat in my living room floor and tore up toilet paper with my dog. “Today we are going to do things that you like to do.”
If you can’t beat ’em, figure out how to make money off of them or the situation.
Dont get mad and blow a fuse – all the lights will go out. Don’t go away mad, just go away,
09/22/2024
There is one overriding issue in ALL relationships, whether marriage, sexual, business, or anything else. “I WILL PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT IF YOU WILL PUT UP WITH MINE.” If that principle fails, that relationship, no matter what, will fail.
09/06/2024
Take it from a dog. You can chase tail, but not your own tail.
Everyone likes BOOBIES! Sagate las chichis.
There was a bird in the snow, about to freeze to death. A cow came along and crapped on the little bird. Warm am happy started to sing. A cat passing by heard the bird, dug it up and ate it. There are two morals to this story. Everyone who shits on you is not your enemy. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not your friend.
What’s good for the gander is great for the goose mo fo.
08/27/2024
Here’s an idea. Rather than you raping me or me raping you, lets rape each other!
“I like smoking crystal meth and you’re a dirty whore.” Kingpins. S
Puts you on our YouTube channel
08/22/2024
Help me, I have fallen and can’t reach my beer.
Someone in our station brought up an interesting topic. Why do they call it crack? Coke and baking .. Well, look what women do when they smoke it. Well, ok. Makes sense.
08/21/2024
Watching the DNC convention, it’s all about civil rights, watch tonight. For the first time we are convinced that civil rights, started with Mathan Luther King Junior, “I Have A Dream”, can actually happen. An incredible woman of color fixing the problem of the White Male Master Problem. Watch tonight. Get out and vote. The only way it will happen. You owe it to your race. Let’s make that dream happen!!!!! Slavery or no slavery is your vote away.
America needs a black woman president. WOW That dream can finally come true!
” When they go down, we go up.” Michelle Obama. Read “Just because they are a piece of shit does not mean you have to be.” Don’t lower yourself to their level.
A lot of people you just have to ask, “Is your pharmacy tracking the medications you are taking”?
I am sure the answer is, “well, the legal ones.”
08/18/2024
Chappell Roan will be at ACL on Sundays.
See more on the RAT BLOG
08/16/2024
Bi-annual Pecan Street Festival on East 6th Street, downtown Austin
Pecan Street Festival Website
ACL Music Festival
Austin City Limits Music Festival is an annual music festival that takes place in Zilker Park in Austin, Texas on two consecutive three-day weekends and is inspired by the KLRU/PBS music series. Oct. 4-6 & 11-13
ACL Website
This is an example of what we have to deal with. The FCC has many rules. One is that you cannot play two songs from the same album in the same hour. We get this error message:
Recurring Event scheduling failed
“An error occurred while scheduling Event Lea ID: There are more than 2 consecutive songs from album The Razors Edge.:” We then have to lie to it about the track for it to play it.
Copyright FunkyShitProductions (no shit)
Got it?
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08/14/2024
Hogeye Festival Elgin Website
08/13/2024
Someone made me mad the other day and I told them, “Get out of here or I WILL SLAP THE BLACK OFF OF YOU.” I could tell that they were thinking about it. “Well. I have been black all my life and definitely don’t want to be white”. “SO”. “Ok. I am leaving.”
08/08/2024
Republicans, scrambling to degrade Kamala Harris’ running mate, Tim Walz, Govenor of Wisconsin, who signed a law making sanitary products available to “all mensurating students”, in public schools, have settled on calling him “Tampon Tim”.
08/07/2024
Google has exclusive agreements with Apple and Android manufacturers like Samsung to be the default search on their default browsers.
Billions on the line: Court documents showed that in 2022 Google paid Apple $20B to be the default in Safari. In 2021, Google paid companies over $26B to be the default. More on this on our RAT Money Page.
BIG BUSINESS In 2020, Google estimated it could lose up to 80% of its iPhone and iPad search volume if it gave up its Apple default, which could result in ~$33B in lost revenue.
Coming soon maybe, music charts page and news wires pages.
Want to know where the name Hog Eye Road came from? See the RAT BLOG.
When meeting a male and female why is it ok to say, “Hi guys”? But it is definitely not ok to say “Hi girls”?
Those associating with those committing felony and immoral activities obviously have no respect for the law or moral compass. Telling the judge, “Well, everyone is doing it”, “Would you describe to the court what everyone is doing please.” Some people do not have their own life.
The average electric bill in US this summer is $720.
08/03/2024
Air Supply will be at HEB Center in Cedar Park August 18.
07/30/2024
A perfect example that you have no idea where a politician stands or what they will do. They only say what they think will get votes: Trump pitches a national bitcoin “stockpile” as crypto embraces the political spotlight
Fort Knoxchain… Donald Trump wants the US to HODL bitcoin. The former prez made his pitch Saturday at Bitcoin 2024, a crypto conference in Nashville, Tennessee. Trump said that if elected to a second term, he’d create a “strategic national bitcoin stockpile” starting with the crypto that Uncle Sam already holds: the gov’t has 164K BTC worth $8.8B (seized by law enforcement). The announcement was part of Trump’s effort to rally the crypto constituency:
See our RAT MONEY page for more details.
If you can’t stop em’ charge em’.
Once again, “If you argue with a fool, then there are two fools.” You are also a fool if you pay ANY attention to the vast array of dumb f****s around.
07/27/2024
UH OH moments.”I swear officer, my dog ate it.” “Ate what?”
07/26/2024
Since Texas Constuction Exam Prep is a division of ours, we were exploring starting a construction company. So we investigated construction companies. It appears that most of what they do is dig holes, So:
Lisa’s Construction
“It’s all about a hole right?”
07/25/2024
When someone speaks of one’s reputation, are they referring to the object of the criticism or the reputation of those doing the criticizing? In other words, what people say reflects more on them than others.
07/19/2024
07/16/2024
Take the bricks that assholes throw at you and build a monument to love.
07/15/2024
The age old adage, “Birds of a feather flock together.”
In the LIVING ROOM:
“He left the pay raise spreadsheet in the copy machine!”… All together now, “LET ME SEE THAT!”
07/11/2024
The crack heads around here steal everything that is not nailed down. Then, after they get a hit, are strong enough to steal the things that are nailed down.
If you were friends with yourself, would you like yourself? CHALLENGE: Look at yourself in the mirror for 15 seconds while smiling and feeling good about yourself.
07/08/2024
THIS IS THE WAY THINGS ARE AROUND HERE. Is one sorry ass excuse for not having the morality and courage to strive for something better.
07/04/2023
THIS JUST IN ? Under consideration.
Radio Austin reporters running around CF!V reporting on volunteer events at MLF wearing NOTHING but a dress. Making reporting fun for all.
Starting a new page here detailing our reporting here. MLF Reporting for whatever historical or hysterical purpose it may serve.
06/24/2024
The human body was designed so that we cannot pat our own back or kick our own ass or other things which requires others participation..
06/21/2024
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Our station now has a new Head of Security, Sgt. April. Still a puppy, actually. We feed her raw lamb flesh, because it tastes the most like human flesh.
We are learning that in dog training, “Stop that or I’ll cut your balls off.” Does .. Not .. Work. She just looks at us like we are stupid.
06/12/2024
06/11/2024
The difference between who you are and who you want to be is WHAT YOU DO.
05/31/2024
ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT”tech support.” “Whenever I print something, it prints and extra page of paper at the end.” …?…”So, you are complaining about free paper?”
Do you think that someone with 34 felony convictions should be eligible to be President? Trump can no longer own firearms or even vote until his sentence has been carried out.
Yesterday afternoon in The Living Room. “Is so-and-so around?” “Or are they an oblong?” All kind of views on that one. It boiled down to how and what you were looking at at the moment. It got really complex. Very intense debate. certain features are definitely round.
05/24/2024
At The Living Room.
Ticketmaster alias ticketfucker, and parent company Livenation are being sued by FTC and DOJ for monopolistic practices. They have 80% of the live concert ticket sales. About time. Floor tickets at Moody Center are over $3,000.00 dollars.
‘spirits’, waking me up crying my name and I can’t help them.
Roll up your windows and lock your doors, this place is full of f’n horrors.
Another day, another what did that bitch do with my tv remote.
Edgar Allan Poe’s infamous “The Raven”. Opium man. knocking knocking on my chamber door, “Quote the Raven, NEVER MORE.” Opium AND cocaine became illegal in Us 1914 Fucked up Drug act of 1914. (FDA). Until 1914, Coke a Cola had a minute amount of coke in it. Built a hell of a company!!! OOOH we will all miss it. Enter Al Capone and gangsters into American history.
It’s not guns, it’s people. It’s not drugs, its people. Whom are near impossible to control without jails.
No wonder great granny was ‘unusual’.
Lets simplify this, Adam Smith “Wealth of Nations”, supply and demand, which our economic system is based on. Adam never mentioned the word LEGAL.
05/22/2024
“Good morning, may I help you?”…”Your name please?” …. “Let me look that up.” … “After a careful review of your application, including background checks, your dog can stay here, but you can’t. I hope that is acceptable to you.”
05/21/2024
AND he goes back for one of those long cost accounting passes. …. OH NOOO, COO funbles the ball.
OUCH!
I think my dog ate my TV remote. Trying to figure out where to squeeze her to change the channel.
WELL finally found my remote in one of my heels. How clever of her to hide it there.
05/02/2024
Alan Graham, CEO Community First! Village filming a media release of their major expansion North of Hog Eye Road. Funny. Makeup combed her hair every time they got near her. EEEH what a ***dy. After they went back inside, not positive what happened. <*^*>
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04/19/2024
“Baby, I would crawl half a mile over broken glass just to sniff the tires of the garbage truck that took your dirty panties to the dump.” “Fooo Real???” “Did the doctor tell you about the possible interactions of the drugs you are taking.” Pretty standard for any drug disclaimer,”This drug could kill you.”
Or in a lot of cases get you killed or arrested
<05/09/2024
True blondes are going extinct. We don’t even get grey hair. Station Lead, Lisa Cox 65.
We had our exterior speakers on by mistake last night, and someone called the cops on our station. “Our music is too loud? Have you ever heard your sirens?”
05/05/2024
I have this two month old puppy which is chewing up everything in the house, including me. I have bites and scratches all over my hands and feet. I keep threatening her to call 911 if she doesn’t stop. 911, police, fire or ambulance. “Police”. What is your emegency. “I have a two month old female who is assaulting me. I have bite marks and scratches all over my hands and feet”. “Please hold, we are transferring you to mental health.”
04/25/2024
In the summer of the 1979, Paul McCartney (Yes, we were all young once), set about working on his first new solo music in nearly a decade. Wings released Back to the Egg in June, and the album went Platinum in just a few weeks. But the singer and bassist now showed interest in some leisurely music making. Unbeknownst to him, this unusual arrangement would later influence many musicians who decided that they didn’t need to go into a studio setting to get their music done.
04/22/2024
SCALP EM’
Table for two… hundred. Desperate diners are snatching up coveted restaurant reservations from online scalpers. One reseller said they made $80K flipping tables last year. See our “RAT MONEY” page for more of this stuff.
04/10/24
“DON’T TELL ME i MISPELLED A WORD. THE DICTIONARY MISPELLED IT!!” The Donald Trump attitude.
03/24/2024
Kansas will be here! Oct 25, April 25 ACL Live
Neal Young & Crazy Horse May 1, Germania Ampitheater
The Pretenders will be at ACL Aug 7. Tickets are very cheap. The Pretenders are a British-American rock band known for their distinctive sound blending elements of punk rock, new wave, and pop music. The Pretenders gained popularity in the late 1970s and early 1980s with hits like “Brass in Pocket,” “Back on the Chain Gang,” and “Don’t Get Me Wrong.” The Pretenders remain influential in the rock music scene, with Hynde’s distinctive voice and songwriting style being key elements of their enduring appeal.
04/15/2024
“Get ur drink on, and yur smoke on, and go home with something to poke on!” Lit’l Boozie.
CRIME 101: Don’t tell anyone, don’t leave any evidence or witnesses.
Sounds obvious to a normal person. But not to a lot of sorry ass criminals, which is a main reason they are criminals.
Don’t like cops? FINE. When someone shoots one of your kids, call your dope dealer or go get shot at yourself.
1. Don’t tell ANYONE, especially who you are sleeping with, a favorite CIA technique. Especially when you are committing felonies, and want to make it a social event. (Hello?) Cops cannot even get a search warrant for a bed room or bathroom. Sure they do it if life is at stakes, but for others, second degree felony if caught with that app on your phone. “Your Honor, the State has 25 witnesses to call.”
2. Crimes need to be well planned, not committed in a fit of passion or stupidity.
3. Leave no evidence, and don’t go around bragging about it.
4. When playing this game and going around acting stupid, sooner or later you are going to run into the wrong person, then there will be three here this month. That is where this shit gets you.
“Hey Alan, we need a 50 foot tower for a microwave hop to that cell tower NE of here for an antenna.” “Fine, who’s going to pay for it?” “Sounds like a job for a real-estate developer.” “Ya right.” “Please consider the station who does the most to help the most in Austin Texas.” “GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.” “Did I mention please consider volunteering or donating?” “OUT”
COME AND TAKE IT
04/11/2024
My first husband was a carpenter. He just wanted to build things. My second husband was a lawyer. He just wanted to talk about it. My third husband was a mail man. He liked to lick things. Ewwwww, I miss him!
03/18/2024
Payslip: From 2018 to 2022, 35 major US companies (including: Tesla, Netflix) paid their top execs more $$ than they paid in federal taxes, a new report said. CEOs earned 344X more than a typical worker in 2022. See our “RAT MONEY” page for more stuff like this.
Some total bull shit has been around since before the movies could talk, and noone seems concerned enough to do anything about it.
03/17/2024
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According to the latest statistics, Austin Metro is the second fastest area, behind Jacksonville Florida.
The Austin-Round Rock-San Marcos Metropolitan Statistical Area (MSA) saw the highest percent growth of any major metro for 12 straight years, until last year, according to the city of Austin.
03/13/2024
The City of Austin is pulling off an AG move. They are going to create a bridge 5.3 acres above I35 from Ceasar Charvez (first street) to fourth street. 70M 40 FG 30 Local. Worked, even though it is ‘cosmetic’. Race for grants.
03/10/2024
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, after speaking at SXSW, stopped into la Barbecue on East Cesar Chavez Street in East Austin on their way out of town. Photo La Barbecue.(Threesome?
03/08/2024
Shit is getting deep around this camp. Thus the old saying goes, “Save the watches, it’s too late for the shoes.”
Why do we have to do all this bleeding? The biological explanation is that blood contains white blood calls that will kill any bacteria that rode in on their in sperm or elsewhere. Its too important for the survival of the human race to not keep it clean, like it or not. Like being smaller so that males can get their part done. THEY DONT TRUST YOU. WAA
03/07/2024
Legal and illegal are legal terms. Right and wrong are moral terms. Sinful and non-sinful are religious terms. All of which are subject to endless debate and speculation. Sometimes you have to forget about all that mess and do whatever it takes to solve the problem. Cranial rectal inversion resolution.
Get the Led Out. Austin City Limits, May 16. Tickets $30 – $45. On sale March 8.
From the bombastic and epic, to the folky and mystical, Get The Led Out (GTLO) have captured the essence of the recorded music of Led Zeppelin and brought it to the concert stage. GTLO brings what the audience wants…a high energy Zeppelin concert with an honest, heart-thumping intensity.
02/28/2024
Leave those kids ALONE! A Rouse High School teacher and coach was arrested Tuesday and charged with sexual assault of a child, according to Williamson County Jail records and the Leander school district. AAS 02/28/2024 P1
Heard the story of Little Red Riding Hood? Was there a wolf? Yes, a three legged one. It is the story of a woman loosing her virginity so well told it achieved infamy.
Watcht it sucker! Remember that one?
02/26/2024
Chow down. For more than an hour, sheriff’s deputies, firefighters and other volunteers fought to pull Angela Chao out of a vehicle submerged in a pond on a Central Texas ranch near Austin. How she got there is unclear. But what a family.
Chao, an Austin resident, was CEO of Foremost Group, an international shipping company, and is the younger sister of Elaine Chao, who served as transportation secretary under former President Donald Trump and labor secretary under former President George W. Bush. The elder Chao is married to Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky.
02/21/2024
An adage that has been around since God was a girl, “Three fastest modes of communication, telephone, telegraph and tell a woman.
According to the latest sensless statistics whites are now a minority in Texas. Hispanic 40.2 White non Hispanic 39.6. Now the shoe is on the other foot. Could be census statistics. YOU CAN’T HANDLE BEING A MINORITY!
02/19/2024
Who ever coined the phrase, “Keep Austin Wierd”, only made one mistake. Keeping is not required. This place is luny and has the hottest chicks in the world. Go to 6th street. Only bettered by Bourbon Street, where a lot more stuff is legal. Prostitution and hard liquor sales in grocery stores 24 hours. They know how to make money. Our Govenor is too worried about the temptations of hot ass Latinas invading the place. In most countries, and US cities New Orleans and Las Vegas prostitution is legal. Keeps the prices high here. Ask Trump, who goes on trial next month for hush money.
Photo courtesy of AP
Stormy Daniels. Yaaaaa. Took my heart (?) and money away. Never underestimate the abilities of a woman and in media.
02/17/2024
Our deranged Governor, Greb Abbot, is planning on building a Military base at the border for the Texas National Guards. It is really necessary to have a military base to keep out these destitute worn out refugees fleeing poverty and gang warfare? What’s next? fighter jets? Is that really the biggest problem we have when Texas is over 33 Percent Hispanic already?Eddie Wilson, associated with Armadillo World Headquarters, the most popular night club in Austin in the 70’s, is teaming up, literally, with Austin FC to provide (and make money off of), Austin culture and memorabilia merchandise including vinal albums, live shows, and other things.
There issoooo much that can go wrong with human sex, the most wonderful thing. You could get shot, sued, arrested, and find out they were not the expected sex.
02/16/2024
Cops: “Your music is too loud.” “Have you ever heard your sirens?”
It is what I would call -risky, doing a move that Accounting could and would prove and point out the perp.
Getting away with murder from the White is Right Matters.
The Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles has begun its governor-directed review into whether it will recommend clemency for Daniel Perry for killing a Black Lives Matter protester in a case that sparked advocacy for Perry from ultra-conservatives (whiteys. Native Americans Pale Face Problem.)
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Army Sgt. Daniel Perry was found guilty of murder for shooting and killing Austin protester Garrett Foster during a July 2020 protest in downtown Austin, in front of APD headquarters. Perry was also indicted for aggravated assault and deadly conduct charges. The jury found Perry had not acted in self-defense when he drove into a crowd of people and fatally shot Foster from the driver’s side window of his car.
This white only country attitude, mainly political conservatives and evangelical Christians. If Christ was white he would be the first person from that part of the world who was white. Our view: Texas’ prevention of Latinx from entering this country is insane. Who builds our buildings, makes our roads, and serves out food, that blacks and whites are now too lazy to do???
Talk about an imigration problem, ask a Native American
02/11/2024
Due to popular demand, Usher has added a new run of dates to his USHER: Past, Present, Future tour. He will be at Austin’s Moody Center on Oct. 7 and 8.
Shania Twain is in mid air between a performance in Tokyo and the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. Talk about jet lag. Not sure if the unprecedented suprise at half time will happen do to backlashes.
Of note her Human Rights spill
7 mil for a 30 second ad.
02/09/2024
Love comes in many forms and areas of many types of relationships. As far as romantic love, there is nothing more artistic and creative.
Animal shelters are trying to raise money on Valentines Day by naming cat litter boxes and pee poles after your ex-lovers. They will even name stray cats and dogs after them, then spay / neuter them and send you the video.
02/08/2024
Diana Ross at Austin City Limits (ACL) Feb. 27
Extreme at ACL Feb 19
If you argue with a fool, then there are two fools.
Muddling through the mud, dealing with the constant chaos. What are you waiting for? ONWARD through the fog.
When people in an organization are in a position of authority, they have a responsibly to that organization, which others dont have. “If she can have sex in front of us and drugs going on, and very involved in criminal acts here. I know I can do what I want and deal drugs.” No wonder. True event. She is promoting exactly what we do not want.
02/07/2024
Ride Share: The nationwide rideshare strike (Lyft, Uber et al), is loosing steam, and no longer in effect in Austin. They have a good point, Rideshares take over 50% of many rides, and if the customers do not tip, they make hardly anything after paying for gas. And if you amortize the vehicle expense they are loosing money. Maybe not such a good gig after all.
“Excuse me, I had a momentary cranial rectal inversion”. (technical phrase for head up your ass) Those seem to be occurring a lot. Especially here. At least, try to appear educated about what you say.
Look at it this way. If another woman looked at you to see what kind of job you are doing of being a woman, what would she say? “Thats pathetic?”
02/06/2024
I learned to definately NOT drink and drive. You might spill some.
Taylor Swift at the half time of the Super Bowl will Suprise you! Hint KH
This is the plan. Get your dance on. Get your drink on. Get your smoke on. And GOOOO home with something to POKE on!!!!
02/01/2024
Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper are bringing the Freaks on Parade 2024 Tour to Germania Insurance Amphitheater on Saturday, September 14.
Tickets are already going fast. This concert is seven months away. Tickets are cheap now. When it gets closer, you can forget it without thousands. Highly recommended, stock up and scalp them.
Tickets (TicketFuckers)
01/30/2024
I am not good at quoting bible phrases, but one sticks out (Ok.), to me. It was stated in the book of Exodus by Moses. Apparently one of his many wives said, “Welcome to the promised land”, I feel ya’ Moses.
01/29/2024
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Why complain about the splinter in your neighbors’ eye when there is a board in yours?” Source Jesus F*** Christ.
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The future is now crystal clear and in sight, as long as you have a powerful telescope.
Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday is Feb. 13 this year. It is based on a lunar calendar, and is the last day with permission to go wild, before Catholic’s Lent on Wednesday (Ash Wednesday), when you have to start behaving again (Ya right…).
Mardi Gras is determined by the date of Easter, which falls on the first Sunday after the full moon following the Spring Equinox. Mardi Gras falls 47 days before Easter. The day before Ash Wednesday, which marked the beginning of Lent, was a day of feasting, and it came to be known as Fat Tuesday or Mardi Gras. Because Ash Wednesday is dependent on the date of Easter, and Easter is a moveable feast (did GOD sign off on this? How can the day Christ rose from the grave change every year?), the date of Mardi Gras changes every year.
Celebrations are held world wide from Feb 9 to Feb 13. In Austin the main activities are on E. 6th St, SOCO area on S Congress, with dribbles on E 5th and E 7th and Rainy Street areas.
If everything is turning up roses, where did all the f*** weeds come from?
01/28/2024
[Just when you thought it was safe to stop wearing a mask], (NewsNation) — At the recent World Economic Forum, the World Health Organization issued a warning to world leaders, saying the world could face a pandemic 20 times worse than COVID-19 in the future. WHO (World Health Organization), estimates 7 million will die worldwide.
Scientists call it Disease X, a term that recognizes the next global pandemic could come as the result of an unknown pathogen rather than the spread of a currently recognized disease. Source KXAN Austin.
01/23/2024
State civil rights groups are petitioning the United Nations to intervene in the seven laws that Texas has passed to discriminate against the civil rights of LGBT members, and specifically transgender civil rights. Human rights are in crisis in this area, they correctly state. These laws seek to invalidate their lived experiences, Prevent them from participating in society, and ultimately erase them from the map. Source AAS 01/23/2024
The job of GOD is taken, you do not have the right to tell other groups in society how to dress, live, and where to use the bathroom
Known as “the bathroom bill”, Not once has a transgender been accused of assaulting anyone in a restroom, while several senators have been. Source AAS P1 01/23/2024
01/22/2024
Just spoke with a ride share representative. The nation wide ride share strike is still in effect. No end in site. Well, turn around and it will be in site ….
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01/21/2023
Detroit Lions vs. Tampa Bay
Sheila FORD Hamilton, a female, principal owner and CEO of Detroit Lions, what an ugly city. All the coaches have their wives beside them on the side lines, maybe .. ‘motivation for tonight, or else. ….”. Connect the dots. Detroit, motor city, FORD
Dont mess with a female lion.
01/20/2024
A Hutto 73 year old retired broadcast journalism professor woman went from pulling weeds to shooting pit bulls. Story below.
From pulling to killing
Art Acevedo, who has served as a police chief in Austin (2006 to 1017), Houston and Miami, and for the California Highway Patrol, is taking a newly created, $271,000-a-year administrative job at Austin City Hall overseeing policing, city officials confirmed to the American-Statesman. He is leaving his position in Aurora Colorado (Denver suburb)
Austin has four assistant managers who report to interim City Manager Jesús Garza.
01/24/2024 Acevedo withdrew his appointment due to backlashes from some city council members who still blamed him for the DNA handling problem in the police department.
Median income in Austin $86K. If you are making less than $50K something is wrong.
Average APD pay $71K, $100K after 10 years.
Being wrong can be right, and being right can be wrong. Depending on HOW you do it.
Its not what you do, but how you do it.
Stupid sex maniac being an issue. Only way I can get some (and drugs). Pathetic. Dick and drugs rules for a lot of pathetic women. You know who you are.
And if the ones at the top (Think I can fuck everyone who works here) weren’t involved, these crimes would not be happening.
For me, I will stick with my morals, my dignity and who I am
01/17
01/21/2024
01/16/2024
Be you is the whole trick, and don’t let anyone tell you any different.
01/13
“Well, fuc%” me”, what a versatile phrase. “How hard, when and where.” “????” “Well, you asked, but just to let you know, this is is going to get guey. “If you ain’t dirty YOU AINT HERE TO PARTYYYYYYYY”
Stopping is a whole harder than starting, Petal is to the metal. it usually requires a lot of effort and planning and more than a day or two to get the job done.
01/11/2024
We ran into a bartender for The Continental Club. Volunteering for MLF or CTFB, not sure which. That is one of the 10 wonders of the world. God that is old Austin. Where to party in Austin. Willie Nelson back patio.
I refuse to lower myself to your level. “When they go down, we go up.” Michelle Obama
TikTok is said to be the first app where users spent $10B+, mostly on tipping streamers.
New Labor Department rule, to go into effect May 11, would ‘maybe’ force some companies to reclassify ‘contractors’ as ’employees’, when the are ‘economically dependent on them’.
<01/09>The new city council was sworn in in St. Paul, the capital of Minnesota. All council members are now all women.
It may not matter what you do when you are not in a relationship, but it should if you want one.
01/08
The pen is mightier than the sword. Media outlets such as newspapers, radio and TV stations, talk to each other through press releases. That is how we get most of our news. Not wise to piss any of them off. Hungry news outlets will chew it up.
01/04
The saddest words I have ever heard, “I really like you but I didn’t let you know it, and now it is too late.”
Every one knows the story of “Little Red Riding Hood”. But do you know what the author was talking about? It is the story of a woman loosing her virginity SOOOOO well told it gained infamy in the world.” As usual, they don’t know what we are talking about. Was there a wolf? Yes a three legged one. Writers write to each other, like all professional disciplines. Hopefully we make money for the entertainment.
01/02/2024
Brain software update… Elon Musk’s controversial Neuralink has been seeking a person with quadriplegia to be its first human volunteer to receive a brain implant. The goal: allow people with paralysis to communicate by using a cursor or keyboard with their mind. Rival Synchron has implanted chips into 10 patients, and startups including Precision Neuroscience and Motif Neurotech have tested less-invasive alts. See our “RAT MONEY” page for more details.
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Willie Nelson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I CANNOT believe that hasn’t happened before. He was quoted as saying, “Roll me up and smoke me when I die.”
12/29
Plan ahead
Rideshare driver’s are on a nation wide strike, mainly Lyft and Uber because their companies want more money. On long rides they get 43%, and after gas, that 20 Dollar ride they get about 4 dollars after gas. There were usually 800 to 900 lyft drivers in Austin. Yesterday 20. They did put the regular taxi’s out of business. Before about 6000, now down to the hundreds, and then to the airport. Build a better mouse trap. Of interest. The owner of Austin Yellow Cab was a founder of Lyft.
Boobs count
Yesterday on the Kelly Clarkston show, she interviewed Dolly Parton. The entire discussion was,
“if you do anything, be yourself”. Dolly has been featured in two Playboy magazines. If you can’t be you, then who are you?
To paraphrase Jesus, “Let she who has not screwed up judge others when they screw up. Well thank f*** GOD”
Not again
This just in from APD Dispatch:
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Weeeee are in pursuit of a broken down piece of shit with a goofy looking driver.
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vehicle is definately an older model what we belive to be a pickup. Not sure if they had license plates then. Ihis one doesn’t appear to have a place for one.
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Vehicle just lost what we believe to be a right rear fender, or trunk hood, who knows.
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On the back of seats, not sure if front or back, a Marylyn Monroe movie is playing.
Who is co-starring?
Confirm Marylyn Monroe Movie.
Marylyn Monroe movie.
Approach with – probably – extreme caution. I know you guys.
One partner to another, “How do you approach with maybe extreme caution?”.
12/26
I X’d up
This just in. X CEO Elon Musk is installing bedrooms in X headquarters. This actually happened. Very creative HR department (no pun intended). Well, employee retention and happiness, Really? Not sure how to comment on this yet.
Back at the races
The latest NHRA sport
Golfcart Drag Racing
There are four factors of winning this and will be used to handicap the drivers in the race: rear wheel size, fuel grade, fuel additives, and driver weight. Like all sports events the odds will be known before the race.Running along beside it will disqualify you.
The Sally
After the Salvation Army announced earlier this year it was closing its downtown facility, the city of Austin moved to lease the space and later purchased it to continue shelter operations there. They purchased the entire city block, including the businesses on Red River for 5.2 Mil.
The facility, located next to the city-owned men’s ARCH shelter, will be operated by the nonprofit Urban Alchemy and will serve women and transgender people experiencing homelessness. Urban Alchemy has operated the ARCH facility since the city abruptly ended its contracts with Front Steps in 2022.
As it reopens in December, the shelter will be able to serve at least 65 people, according to the city’s Homeless Strategy Office. By March, it will be able to accommodate 150 people.
12/20
Billionaire fruit cake
Electric cars, spaceships, social media companies and … convenience stores?
That’s right, the always-active Elon Musk has chosen bodegas as his next entrepreneurial challenge as he opened the Boring Bodega in the Hyperloop Plaza — the built-from-scratch town that Musk has envisioned in Bastrop County.
The store opened in late November at 865 FM 1209 in Bastrop across from the SpaceX and Boring Co. offices. [Guess he couldn’t come up with a better name.]
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12/11/2023
This just in. Astronauts on the ISS doing botanical experiments lost a tomato (first, how did you lose it?), which after being in orbit for 8 months they found it. Are you shittin’ me? Go to Space.com for the story.
“Our good friend Frank Rubio, who headed home [already], has been blamed for quite a while for eating the tomato. But we can exonerate him. We found the tomato,” NASA astronaut Jasmin Moghbeli said during a livestreamed event on Wednesday (Dec. 6) that celebrated the ISS’ 25th anniversary. The ISS will be de-orbited next year and burned up in the atmosphere. (eh.. Time to go!! 512-SPACE for a ride.)
George Santos says he opposes marriage equality on the second anniversary of his marriage to a man
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If you can be you, why can’t I be me/
Transgender Woman, some angel was texting or something and fuc@@ it up. Wait a minute. We cannot identify with men at all, but can identify with women. And there is nothing wrong with being a woman. There is a whole more to it than having a P..Y. But that really helps. Sex correction surgery is about $60 thousand in the US. They turn it outside outside in. “Well, hope you like it”. How do they make a girl a man, muscle in her leg.
The City of Austin is creating a Homeless Strategy Office (HSO), a standalone division of Austin Public Health. It should be active Dec. 15. Also, The City will probably buy the Salvation Army city block downtown, from the Salvation Army, including the parking lot and businesses on it on Red River. The structure will be renovated, and the Salvation Army will be contracted to manage it (From what I have learned [AG], the only way they would do it.). It will be used to house homeless women and TRANSGENDER WOMEN.
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In this year’s Miss Universe, there were two transgender women. There were two biological male contestants who identify as females this year, Miss Netherlands Rikkie Kollé and Miss Portugal Marina Machete. Only Machete made it to the top 20.
Miss Nicaragua Sheynnis Palacios won Miss Universe Saturday amid many historic firsts for the pageant.
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Palacios, 23, was the first from her country to take the title. Among the other first-time candidates was Miss Nepal Jane Garrett, who was the first plus-size model, and the first ever Miss Pakistan Erica Robin, and the first contestants to be married mothers Miss Guatemala Michelle Cohn and Miss Colombia Camila Avella.
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The difference in girl math, gay math, and pretty person math.
If women ran the world rather than men, there would be no more wars. Work it out not fight it out.
Turns out that phenylephrine IS something to sneeze at.
In September, the FDA Nonprescription Drug Advisory Committee determined that phenylephrine—the main ingredient in many OTC cold and cough products—doesn’t actually work as a nasal decongestant. Musinex and other cold remedies containing phenylephrine as a main ingredient.
On Friday,11/17, Billie Eilish, 21, posted a selfie to her official Instagram stories using a filter that superimposed the words “Gay & Tired” over her face. The post had fans wondering whether she was dropping hints about her sexuality.
10/22/2023
Metallica made it on to Showtime’s “Billions”.
I Lisa Cox, stand in solidarity with the Palestinian’s efforts to overthought apartied. Israel is the cruelist imperialist the world has ever known. You came in and tried to steal Arab country. Lets turn Israel into a parking lot. The USA, next worst imperialist, only supports Israel for a foot hold in a country they do not belong in. Mind your own business is a lost concept.
Think back, Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan.
Jailed, women’s rights activist, wins Nobel Peace Prize. Well, now you have plenty of commissary money.
Nelson Mandela, jaid for lover 40 years to end apartheid in South Africa, won it as well.
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In a historic statement, Pope Francis has asserted that there may be a way for the Catholic Church to bless same-sex couples.
Pope Francis voiced this opinion in his response to a letter from five retired cardinals who asked him, among other things, to reaffirm the church’s position against homosexuality at an upcoming meeting known as the Synod on Synodality, during which LGBTQ+ Catholics will reportedly be discussed. (Synod on Synodality?)
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10/09/2023
Austin’s iconic Lucy in the Skies with Diamonds, costume shop, SOCO, is now really in the skies. Swedish fashion company ON is now renovating it.
Pelosi takes a selfie in a gay bar in DC. FYI there is only A bathroom in gay bars, and I have snorted more coke dropped on the floor in restroom stalls in gay bars than I have eaten cheese. She identified as a “Gay Transgender Male” during her youth. Still can’t put those puzzle pieces together.
This IS the most amazing space stunt I have ever seen. In 2016 NASA launched a space thing a ma do to an asteroid. It orbited the asteroid two years mapping the surface then landed on it, scooped up some samples, then came back to earth. It is to deploy the samples to Earth in a couple of days then turn around and head to another asteroid to do the same thing.
NASA Asteroid Explorer
DUGWAY PROVING GROUND, Utah — NASA’s first-ever samples of an asteroid in deep space have landed safely on Earth in a historic first for the United States.
In a mid-morning operation at the U.S. Army’s Dugway Proving Ground in the arid Utah desert, teams with NASA and the U.S. Air Force successfully recovered a space capsule with samples of asteroid Bennu taken by the agency’s OSIRIS-REx spacecraft in 2020. The mission marks the first time that NASA has taken a sample of an asteroid, not to mention successfully recovering it.
 to reach Bennu and then make the journey home, the OSIRIS-REx probe released its sample return capsule this morning while it was about 63,000 miles (101,000 km) above Earth. The capsule contains some 250 grams (8.8 ounces) of rocks and other material from Bennu, material that could help answer some of scientists’ most burning questions about the origins of life on Earth and the early days of our solar system.</p>
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What do you all think? have you ever told someone, “You smell gay?”
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We should stay out of politics on the air, but not my style. I am firmly on Russia’s side. You have to understand that there are two sides to every coin, not just yours. And what the media and government wants you to believe. If you were around in the 60’s you would understand me. American egos think the can and should rule the world. Wrong. “The West’s expansion”, is real. There are others and they have their sovereign rights. Think disasters in Iraq, Afghanistan and Vietnam. We spent billions, usually bilked by corrupt officials, and killed millions of people, ours and theirs, for no reason. The human animal is the only one that kills it’s own kind.
09/07/2023
When one door closed and another opens you are probably in prison
To me “drink responsibly”, means don’t spill any.
What do you call a blonde who dies her hair? Artificial Intelligence.
When I say, “the other day”, it could be anything from yesterday to 15 years ago.
It was ‘show and tell’ day at Little Johnny’s 5th grade class at Lamar Elementary. She called Johnny up in front of the class, and said, “I am going to put something in your mouth and I want you to tell me what it is”. “Ok.” She unwrapped a Hershey’s kisses and placed it in his mouth. He chewed it up. “Can you tell me what it is? “No.” “I will give you a hint. It is what your mother gives your father every day before he goes to work.” A girl in the back of the classroom jumps up and says, “SPIT IT OUT, IT’S A PIECE OF ASS”
When a stranger sits beside you in public, and you would rather not have them there, just look straight ahead, and calmly say, “Did you bring the money?”
08/18/2023
This mural, an icon directly across from U.T., downtown Austin is in our banner at the top of this site.
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This mural, an icon directly across from U.T., downtown Austin is in our banner at the top of this site.
Florida’s Governor DeSantis passed a ‘Don’t Say Gay’, law. Disney came out in opposition to it. Now DeSantis is trying to pass laws do curtail Disney’s creativity. More on the RAT BLOG.
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04/23/2023
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Fortune Cookie companies are starting to use AI instead of humans to write those little notes in cookies
One said, “Your future is written in the stars, and it’s encrypted”.
[Thats deep!]
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Not everyrthing good is actually good. And not everything bad is actually bad.
A little bird was shivvering from the cold and snow.
It so happend that a cow came along and shit all over the bird
Warm and happy the little bird began to sing
A cat, hearing the little bird, dug it out of the shit and ate it.
Moral
Not everyone who appears to be your friend actually is
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04/09/2023
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“Embrace stillnes, rest, and recovery as necessary parts of success. You can’t pour anything from an empty cup.”
Don’t focus on what you have to loose, focus on what you have to gain.
We (the US), have an imigration problem? Ask the Native Americans about that!
HOWHERE in the United States Constitution does it say that only men could vote. WHY did it take a Constitutional Amendment for women to vote?????
03/12/2023
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A woman asked her boyfriend is she could borrow his credit card for a little shopping.
She was smart enough to have hot steamy sex first.
“Sure”, he said, and handed it to her.
“When will you be back”, he asked.
“It depends on your credit limit”, she replied
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The City of Austin is firing its city manager Spencer Crock.
Supposedly for his responce to the recent ice storm that left 100,000 Austin’ites withou power for days.
His firing comes with a 476,000.00 severance pay.
(How f**** nice is the City of Austin to give someone a half million dollars when they fire him!!!
Next, he was not responsible for the ice storm, that is something that you cannot blame on any human. The
I am sure Austin Energy was working around the clock to restore power outages.
What in the world did the City of Austin expect it’s city manager to do in such a situation?
Aparently, that was the straw that broke the camels back.
And we just went through months of all kinds of shit finding the perfect manager and hiring Mr. Crock.
To me this is the proverbial “crock of shit”.
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02/17/2023
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Work like you don’t need the money.
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Love as if you have never been hurt.
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Dance as if no one is watching.
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Follow your heart wherever it leads, even if it is strait into a stop sign.
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02/15/2023
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“Free your mind, and the rest will follow.”
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“You know you’ve got it, if it makes you feel good”, – Janis Joplin
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“It’s good if you enjoy it.” new Michelobe Ultra ad
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“you are beautiful – just the way you are; and don’t let anyone con you into believing otherwise (read: they think they know the only true and right way, a sure sign of stupidity.
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Are you ready yet for ‘Jolene’ to come take your man?
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A cop pulled me over and asked if I was drinking. I replied, “Sure, you buying?” Now I need bond money.
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Why is it impossible to drink 8 glasses of water a day, and 8 beers go down quicker than a fat boy on a teeter totter?
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When the chips are down, buy salsa!
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02/13/2023
I have good news and bad news.
The GOOD: The car is fully packed for our long awaited vacation.
The BAD: The car won’t start and needs a new engine.
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This is the Captain speaking, we are fixing to land in Austin Texas.
Please place your tray in the upright position, and put your pants and dresses back on.
Thank you for flying ItWontLickItself Airlines.
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There is no one absolute correct way of looking at anything. Ask ten people about any issue to find out.
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The term “GOD” was around centuries before the Hebrew and Christian religions were developed. It began with Zarathrusta. GOD is an acronym for “Generator Ordainer Destroyer”
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I just sent a carefully worded email to someone: F.O.A.D
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Egypt is building a huge river through the desert, which is mostly what Egypt is to reclaim 2 million square miles of farm land at the cost of 58 billion dollars. Seems to me that will take a lot of cotton to pay for.
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“Don’t shoot me, I am just the messenger.”
When someone, anyone tells me the straiht truth about any situation to the best of their knowledge, I employ the strenght necessary to listen closely, and not comment, make facial expressions, and above all don’t be mad. They just did me a huge favor. How can you be mad about that?
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Well, it that is what you insist on having as a public image, whether it is good, bad, or ugly, saintly, feindish, or criminal piece of shit; so be it. You must be proud of it, and we have no choice but to look at you that way, and stay our of your way and hope you stay out of ours.
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Terrorism
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has a single goal. What is it?
Killing innocent people is not it. Killing people is a byproduct of it.
Is it a ‘show of streangth?’ No, no weaker show of strength exists.
To create terror
Remove the governments facade of infallibility you remove faith in the establilshment, its government, its leaders, and its system of government, such as a democracy.
It weakens their enemy from within.
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Its no who you are fucking at Google, but who you should be fucking at Google.
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If it wasnt painfully difficult you did it wrong (?)
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“When they go down, we go up.” – Michelle Obama
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Life is difficult, and once we decide that life is no longer difficult, it no longer matters.
Life is a series of problems to be solved, not moaned about. – Buddha
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We are Rosicrucians.
rosicrucian.org
Sa Ank Pronaos on N Lamar.
Aliester Crowley (it’s pronounced ‘crowley, not ‘crauley’ he wanted it to ryhme with ‘holey’
Spent his honeymoon in “The Great Pyramid of Gaze”. Can you imagine that ? And wrote “The Book of The Law”
“Love is the law, love under will”
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Wise addage: Dont believe anything that you hear, and only half what you see.
Dont forget the story about the boy who cried wolf. It taght in school for a reason.
Make decisions based on future events and possible future events. “choose your enemies wisely’, you may need their help in the future which is far more important than decision based on fear, hate and revenge.
Get over it god dammit.
Have a Coke… movie.
Coca-Cola’s breaking into the film biz with a series of short and quirky Christmas flicks. Picture: a vampire love story and talking computers. DO WHAT ??????
Track: Apple is being sued over “AirTag stalking” after a woman said she found the tracking device on her car while another said she found one on her child’s backpack. There’s mounting pressure to create safeguards for the $29 gadget. (ever googled “spy devices” or “spy cameras”? There is some awesome shit out there readily available.
Up periscope
For a monent dream about what cops and industry professionals must have.
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Yetis are taking over Alaska
, but instead of running for the hills, residents are heading to the coast. A shipping container spilled 1K+ Yeti coolers into the sea, and they’re washing up as freebies on Alaskan beaches (beer not included). Well I was more hoping for mermaids …
Walmart says shoplifting could lead to higher prices and closures as losses from organized retail theft mount
Calling a call girl, eh I mean store associate…
to unlock the fancy razors in the glass case. Yesterday, Walmart CEO Doug McMillon said rising theft could lead to price hikes and store closures. America’s largest retailer is dealing with a surge in shoplifting that’s “higher than what it has historically been,” McMillon added. He said a lax approach from local prosecutors could lead to closures and higher prices if the problem persists.
Walmart isn’t the only one… Organized retail theft (think: criminal rings who steal large volumes of products only to resell them) is on the rise. Last year nearly 70% of retailers reported a spike, which contributed to losses of up to $69B. It can be hard to imagine that shoplifting could significantly affect multibillion-dollar corporate giants, but the scale has become so great it’s hitting their bottom line — and losing them hundreds of millions.
Target is also dealing with an increase in stealing, which it says is mostly organized retail theft. Recently, Target’s CFO said shoplifting at its stores has jumped 50% from last year. So far this year, losses from theft have dealt a $400M blow to its profit margins.
Rite Aid said it lost $5M last quarter from theft at its NYC locations, and last year Best Buy’s CEO said that rising theft had been “traumatizing” for workers.
T told you the girl would be cheaper, believe it or ont
Party in the panty pantry… Despite inflated prices, Americans have continued splurging on brand-name groceries from companies like Pepsi, Kraft, and Kellogg. Pepsi’s offset higher costs by hiking prices or shrinking product sizes (cough, shrinkflation). Last quarter Pepsi doubled its annual sales forecast as snacking demand stayed strong. But recession fears are sparking concerns that consumers’ label loyalty could be tested:
In October, Pepsi’s popular Frito-Lay brand saw sales volumes dip. Meanwhile, consumers across income levels are starting to trade down to cheaper private labels.
Now, Pepsi execs said they want to offset pressure on margins by preparing for “worsening macroeconomic conditions.”
Well inflation is deflating my stomach, but it need is anyway.
iDrive
: Apple reportedly altered its planned self-driving car to include a steering wheel and pedals (anticlimactic). Autonomous tech has lagged expectations, as players like Tesla struggle to deliver on promises.
Tesla just released a time lapse video of their all electric semi completing a 500 hundred mile drive fully loaded. (Wow, sounds like my date last night.)
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Quotes by Ayn Rand, author of “Atlas Shrugget”, one of the most definitive classics.
“Who is Charles Goth”
“I swear by the life of me I will never live for the sake of another person, not allow another person to live for me.”
Ayn Rand who shot to fame with her two best-selling novels The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged was born on February 2, 1905. Rand advocated reason as the only means of acquiring knowledge and rejected faith and religion. She supported rational and ethical egoism, and rejected altruism. Her movement was called Objectivism and she went on to publish magazine and essay collections on the same. Her works are still popular and relevant. Here’re 16 of her best quotes:
“I could die for you. But I couldn’t, and wouldn’t, live for you.”
-Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
“Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing.”
-Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
“A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.”
-Ayn Rand
“The man who does not value himself, cannot value anything or anyone.”
-Ayn Rand, The Virtue of Selfishness: A New Concept of Egoism
“You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.”
-Ayn Rand
“Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness.”
-Ayn Rand
“The truth is not for all men but only for those who seek it.”
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“Never think of pain or danger or enemies a moment longer than is necessary to fight them.”
-Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
To say ‘I love you’ one must first be able to say the ‘I.’
-Ayn Rand
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A SENIOR’S VERSION OF FACEGOOK
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For those of my generation who do not, and cannot, comprehend why facebook is this; I am trying to make friends outside of facebook while applying the same principles.
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Therefore, everyday I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.
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I give them pictures of my family, my dog and new gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.
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I also listen to their conversations, give them ‘THUMBS UP’.
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And ‘LIKE THEM’.
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And it works just like facebook.
I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.
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Chasing it, you lose it, like trying to get pregnant. Forget about it and it will happen. KOOL HUUUU. Let ‘NATURE’ take over. It knows more about what is happening than you do.
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Scientists are grubbling for ‘life’ in universe. Their mistake – ‘Life like us’.
Life is everywhere narcissistic humans.
an old addage: “Don’t believe anything you hear, and only half what you see.”
Grass, leaves, and other objects that appear green to humans are actually a bluish purple. It reflects green light.
They were in another room watching S.W.A.T. on TV, which gave me a great idea, What do you think about the new number one CBS daytime series T.W.A.T?
Works for me!!
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There is a being, some might look at as an insect, or bug. Flying through life, trying to accomplish her goals. Lets call this being Lisa.
Lisa was being blown aroung by the wind and having lots of problems.
So Lisa decided to let the wind blow through her and then, and only then, could she go where she wanted to.
Moral story poor mortals, in the words of Endora, Samantha Stevens (Bewitched), mother.
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You CAN’T always change what is happening in your life.
But you CAN always change your attitude about it!
A drop dead gorgeous blonde (which we all are), was late for work at a restaurant and speeding a little down South Congress.
A cop pulled her over, who happened to be blonde as well.
“May I see your driver’s licence?”
After thinkink for a moment and digging through her purse, “Well, what does it look like?”
Irritated the blonde cop said, “It has your picture on it dummy.”
After digging through her purse some more she pulled out her compact, opened it and looked into the mirror.
The blonde cop looked into the mirror, closed it and gave it back to her.
“If I had known you were a cop I wouldn’t have pulled you over. You are free to go. Have a nice day officer.”
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Happy Friday. A Syrian immigrant who came to the US with $14K and opened a gas station became a millionaire after selling the winning $2B Powerball ticket.
It was ‘show and tell’ day at little Johny’s 5th grade class.
The teacher called him up to the front of the class.
“Now Johny, I am going to place something in your mouth and I want you to tell me what it is.”
“Ok.”
She unwrapped a hershys kisses and placed it in his mouth.
“Now tell me what it is.”
After chewing it a little, he shook his head.
“I will give you a clue. It is what you mother gives your father before he goes to work.”
A girl in the back of the class room jumped up and yelled.
“SPIT IT OUT, IT’S A PIECE OF ASS.”
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Last century we got spaceships. This century we’re getting space shipping. Japanese startup Ispace aims to become the FedEx of the moon and is shipping its first packages this month. But do they have a lunar return policy?
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“My first husband was a lawyer, he just liked to talk about it. My second husband was a song writer. He just liked to sing about it. My third husband was a postman. He liked to lick things.” “Eeeew I miss him.”
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More on how this shit works.
All animals and plants contain the story of their past in their biology.
At the center of the human brain is an exact replica of a lizard brain. The human brain grew and evolved around that start.
Human embryos at an early stage have a tail. Yes, a tail, the story of our past, which develops into the throt. Some people have black spots on the end of the curvatue of their spine where a tail once was.
Human spines are identical to a lot of animals with tails.
Birds. Notice the scales on their legs? Think dinasours.
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THE STORY OF EARTH.
A few billion of years ago, when the Earth was a baby, there was amonia, carbon dioxided in the atmosphere and lightning. It has been proven that these conditions created the first piece of RNA. A few million years later, RNA learned to enclose itself. This led to the first single cell plants – algea. Eventually these one cell plants lead to huge forests thorugh evolutions.
Plants used carbon dioxide to create oxygen through photosthis, their way of doing things. Then there was an abundanced of oxygen on earth, a very caustic substance. Plants and animals have a protein on their skin to withstand the oxygen or they would vaporize.
Then there was the problem of what to do with all this oxygen.
Then the second major mistake of the planet happened. Create animals to get rid of the oxygen.
Believe biology, not bullshit. Humans evolved froM lizards, and birds evolved from dianasours. Lisa will attempt to prove this tomorrow.
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THE REALITY OF EARTH
All reality on Earth resolves around the concepts of FUCKING.
Who, where, how bad, and why are the concepts to be developed. The sky is the limit as far as applying the FUCK, as well as for various reasons: sexual, revenge and jealousy come to mind. And hopefully to God, I won’t get shot, sued or other unfortunate consequences.
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Minimum-wage workers in NYC would need to clock 111 hours/week to afford rent for a one-bedroom apartment
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Scanning a bean can… This barcode has a bigger price tag: on Friday, Kroger said it was buying smaller rival grocer Albertsons for $24.6B. The super-merger is one of the largest in America’s grocery history. Combined, Ralphs owner Kroger and Safeway parent Albertsons would have 7K+ workers in 5K stores, gaining (super) market share:
The top dog is Walmart, which controls a fifth of the US grocery market. Kroger’s #2 with 10% of total dollars spent, followed by Costco.
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A Michigan bill seeks to brand gender-affirming parents and doctors as child abusers and even proposes life in prison as a possible consequence for facilitating gender-affirming care.
H.B. 6454 would amend the penal code to state that child abuse includes when someone “knowingly or intentionally consents to, obtains, or assists with a gender transition procedure for a child.”
The bill includes any hormones or puberty blockers in its definition of “gender-transition procedure.” Puberty blockers are reversible medications that delay the onset of puberty so that trans youth can have more time to explore their gender identities before the permanent effects of puberty occur and they have been shown to decrease lifelong suicide risk for trans people who want them.
State Rep. Beau LaFave (R), one of the lawmakers who introduced the bill, told The Hill that kids shouldn’t transition until they are old enough to have sex.
“People are abusing these children. The idea that we would be making potentially life-altering changes to 11-, 12-, 13-, 14-, 15-year-old kids when it is illegal for them to have sex is insane. I mean, they’re not responsible enough to smoke a cigarette until they’re 21.”
“Gender affirming care is medically necessary and life-saving care for transgender youth,” Equality Michigan executive director Erin Knott said in a statement. “Medical decisions belong to trans youth, their parents, and their doctors.”
Should the bill pass, Michigan would become the second state to make gender-affirming care a felony, after Alabama – though a judge has blocked part of Alabama’s law from taking effect.
Republicans across the country continue to advocate for laws banning youth from receiving gender-affirming care, even though multiple studies show that transgender youth experience high rates of suicidality, and that access to affirming healthcare often leads to significant improvements in their mental health and quality of life.
In August, anti-LGBTQ Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) introduced a bill at the federal level that would make providing gender affirming care for transgender minors a class C felony, ban federal funds—including Medicaid funds—from being used for gender affirming care for transgender people, ban medical schools from teaching about gender affirming care, stop health care plans under the Affordable Care Act from funding gender affirming care, and ban anyone found to have performed gender affirming care from immigrating to the U.S.
“Filling up their brain-washed minds.” Roger Watrers, Pink Floyd.
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What is beyone the universe? Well, what do you think?
The above image is the best ‘our’ scientists can to to map the galaxies in the universe.
Our Milky Way galaxy is just one of the billions of galaxies in the universe, which is not about 13.77 billion years old, since the ‘big bang’ (what an orgasm!!). It has been expanding since then, and creating stars, planets, black holes and all kinds of things, ALL OF WHICH are elements known to us, such as hydrogen and oxygen (Think about this as well). Within it, there are at least 100 billion stars, and on average, each star has at least one planet orbiting it. This means there are potentially thousands of planetary systems like our solar system within THIS galaxy!, and there are over 100 billion of them (Can I get a Cheech and Chong, “Wow Man”
Think about “What is ‘our’ universe”, and “What is beyond the universe. I will reveal the answer to these questions this weekend in RAT Crumbs. Only on RadioAustinTexas.Com
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Side note: Girls, when was your ‘big bang’ moment, and who all was present?
“MY BIG BANG made me …. ?” Shall we compare notes girls? maybe … crack and crack?
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Finally the fucking answer. We must have heard the word FUCK used on varios stages at the ACL. So it must be OK to present fucking media with the word FUCK, which has the most definations of any word ever thought of. …
1. It would have made me loose my mind – that is -if I had one.
2. My thighs stuck together for two days.
3. Security had to run off all the wathers and listeners.
And the number one answer was …..
“COME ON DOWN!!”
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And now for the Fuckin answer to the question posed. ..
By scientif definition ‘our’ univers contains TIME SPACE GRAVITY which leads to distances and an illusion of reality. SO once again, what is beyong ‘our unverse’ more on this tomoerrow.
The real ‘real’ world. There is no time or space. No beginning or end. No here or there. Humans are living in a dream. Looking for ‘life’ meaning ‘life like us’, they ar missing it all.
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TEXT US of your ways that FUCK can and will be used (like it or not). Radio Austin 737-290-9273
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The latest in haute cuisine: a San Francisco restaurant is offering a $75 three-course tasting menu for dogs, complete with bark-worthy quail eggs and hand-cut filet mignon.
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In the Midevil castle days of the 1500’s there was a person who would follow the king around with the Royal Toilet. When the king needed to do that, the person would set it up then wipe his royal ars. To our modern thinking, this sounds like the worst job possible and so disrespectful, however he was one of the most looked up to, and the kings closest associate in all matters.
Last updated 11/11/2022
Good luck!