Radio Austin Sends DJ to the Moon

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Radio Austin Sends DJ to the Moon
Lisa Cox, Radio Austin
12/12/2024
Finally fed up with their station’s lead’s shit, Radio Austin pays SpaceX to send her to the moon.
Two minutes into the flight Lisa is 5,600 miles above the earth and traveling at 6,470 miles per hour.
Lisa this is Houston, come in, over.
“Ya this is Lisa, what’s up?”
How you doing up there over.
“Not good. I left my rolling papers in the ready room.”
Ah….
“This weed isn’t that good anyway.
To begin with, there is no smoking on any NASA flight.
5,600 miles high and traveling at over 6 thousand miles an hour isn’t high enough for you?
“Well, there is always room for improvement!”
“And another thing, I can’t get You Porn. Something wrong with the internet.”
There is no internet there Lisa. You should have taken a magazine or something.
“I am beginning to not like this.”
I can see why Radio Austin wanted to send you to the moon Lisa.
“And I am on my last beer. Hope its not far to a 7-11. I remember ZZ Top talking about naked cowgirls at an invisible 7-11.”
Ya, Lisa, but its not exactly like that there.
“What do you mean by that?”
Lisa, you are not going to like this. There is no beer, weed or moon ho’s on the moon.
“That’s it. I am turning this thing around.”