OMG Woman Live-Tweets As Two Wives Go To Catch Their Husbands Sleeping Together
December 22, 2021 Austin Internal Airport.
You never know what you might hear when walking through an airport and one woman got to listen in on quite the interesting conversation at an airport bar as she waited to board her flight.
I thought you wanted this. Maybe not.
She was kind enough to live-tweet it so the world could appreciate it too:
There are two women next to me at the airport bar who are flying cross-country to ambush their husbands they think are sleeping together.
One of the women has an extreme couponer’s amount of gum in her purse. “You can’t yell at someone with bad breath. My dad taught me that.”
“Why can’t they be honest? There’s no need for cockamamie stories and secrets. I don’t care if there gay. I care they lie.”
Oh my god this is my new favorite sitcom pilot.
“I thought he was an asshole. I guess he’s just clairvoyant.”
She ordered another round.
Gum lady is laughing but also crying. Shot lady is my fucking hero. She’s patting her on the back and humming to the Sammy Hagar playing.
If this is sounding a lot like the Netflix show Grace and Frankie, you’re right, and one of the women thought so too:
Update: They’re heading to Chicago. Uh, ladies. That’s not cross country. That’s a 45 min flight. Whatever.
Shot Lady: “Why are they playing soccer on TV? Did they forget we only care about racist baseball & bad football?” OFFICIAL. SPIRIT. ANIMAL.
Shot Lady: “Our husbands are fucking, or we’re both insane. Either way, were going to be okay. I promise.” ADOPT ME SHOT LADY.
Gum Lady: “At least my husband’s boyfriend has good taste in women.” Shot Lady: “Yea. You’re pretty okay too.” THIS IS 100% GRACE & FRANKIE.
If your names are Jeffrey and and Richard and you’re on a “business trip” in Chicago…your wives are coming for you. And they’ve bonded.
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